So this guy just kind of stumbled in, right?

And he took a chair, and contemplated: How do I introduce myself in such a way that people might be remotely interested in speaking to me? He thought he'd come up with a good method, utilizing third-person narration as the means of introduction. Plus, he thought, it might be funny.

Then he went and spoiled it all by revealing his method.

Hi there. Name's Asher, good to meet you, hope we'll be friends. In case any of you are interested (you must be if you're still reading), my interests include reading, gaming, writing, playing chicken with immobile objects, juggling flaming pinballs, explosive bobbing-for-apples, that sort of thing.

I kind of fell out of love with Zelda for awhile, but seeing Twilight Princess and the Wii itself has gotten me back into it, playing through the older ones--OoT and Wind Waker, mainly. That in turn led me to this site.

Well; here I am, and where to go next...

Haha, well Asher, I must say that your welcome post is not one I'm used to seeing. I think we'll get along around here. My name's Mark. I glad to meet you. Listen if you need anything, just click on my name and send me a Private Message. I'll be glad to point you in the right direction.

Also, glad to see you're back in love with Zelda. It was a shame you left.

Welcome.

And keep your feet off the sofa.

Well well! Quite the introduction there my friend! *applauds*
In any case,

Welcome to ZU! My names AEF Link *gives you a brownie*
here are a couple of things you should check out

- The Rules
- The Newbies Guide to the Universe
- The Adoption Central


The rules explain themselves, very basic, easy to follow

The newbies guide to the galaxy will answer all your questions

Adoption central is where you go to get "adopted" someone will take you under their wing to show you around and keep you outta trouble, i'm more than willing to adopt you if you'd like, just let me know

other than that, enjoy your stay at ZU and keep smilin

Hi,welcome to Zelda Universe(The forum which is bigger than the universe itself)Follow the rules,dont get banned,dont spam and Dont forget to P.M me for an adopter/advice or a friend. *Devil_Vaati gets a candle from his wonderful girlfriend SparkzaBme and give it to Asher*

Nice intro.

Welcome. Thank you for being smart.

Heh, interesting intro post. Welcome to ZU and hope you have fun here. The title of this thread captured my attention ever since yesterday, but I didn't bother posting in here.

Hey welcome to Zu make sure you read the rules and don't spam PM me if you want to be friends.