Hey guys!

Hello all! I'm new and I'm just kinda looking for a place to hang out and have a good time. I just got away from another Zelda forum, but I decided to leave because of all the drama that was going on there.I'm hoping this place will not have as much drama as the last place.

Anyways, it's nice to meet you all and I hope that I will get to know at least a couple people of here.

Cheers!

Hey! Welcome, you have come to the right place! The drama is limited to the Serious Discussion Well and look out for OoT fans But you'll be alright! Look around post a bit and have fun!

Hehe yes WeatherForecast, speed beats length! Though your post is better

*Looks both ways expecting a veteran to have the honors of a first reply*
Well it looks like I'm first on the scene, Hello my good member and welcome to the big bright world of ZU.
Now to give you a gift no one can ever top. *Hand a rule book*
Read it and remember it for nobody wants to find a warning PM(Private Message).
I'll be darned if some one tops that! well just to be safe... *Hands Katana*
Cuz foriegn weapons are cool.
And heres some words o' wisdom (from what appears to be a fellow newbie) when you make a post say everything you want to say and double check all grammar cuz it's helluva annoying to edit posts.
Well I best get going before the stampede of welcoming vets arrive. have a good time.
Oh warmfronts- Nictel finished a post before I finished this uber-long one, but I started first! *Sigh* Que sera sera.
(As you can see I am sometimes dramatic in some posts which makes it fun, but i suppose it's best not to overdose)

Heyyyy I like my internet drama =D
But anyway, the great thing here is that you only get drama if you allow it. i.e The forums are seldom ever flooded in it as a whole ^__^

Welcome to the Universe Stubsy Bear! (what a cute nick xD )
Now .. you'll have to forgive me for the following, and I promise I'll regurgitate you straight afterwards but ..

*sees newb*
*eats newb*
Mmmm .. Newb <3

Haha, it's a forum tradition you see ^__^
*hands Stubsy a towel*

I wish you the best of foruming careers here on ZU =)
Be seein' you!

(Edit - that was a nice welcome by the way Weatherforecast ;p )

*drys off with towel*

Why thank all of you for the warm welcomes and the tips! I'll try to keep them in mind.

As for my name, I usually go by Stubs, but that was already taken so my next choice is always Stubsy Bear. (I'm kinda big like a bear (and I have a lot of hair))

Hahahaha! Welcome to ZU Stubs! ^^ I welcome Newbies by giving them many weird and meaningless gifts. Now I give you gifts that start with the letter O!

*gives octopus*

*gives orange*

*gives odd object*

Hahah! OKay if you need help you can just PM me. I also except PMs that are just for talking. =] So have fun and stay Optional! I donno..... I just came up with whatever started with O..... T.T

I HATE RIKU, AND HIS HAIR IS VERY UGLY, JUST LIKE I LIKE SORA MUCH BETTER! (dared to do this. Not all things in this sentence are true)

anime queen forgot to give you the royale gift

Originally Posted by Zelda_fan14

anime queen forgot to give you the royale gift

And that would be?

Welcome to ZU. Just make sure to be friendly even if other's aren't to you (they're usually hunted down quickly and destroyed). Have a great time. And have a cookie. They're peanut butter...
*hands out cookie*
And take this:
*hands out chocolate crumbs*

Originally Posted by The War Chief

Welcome to ZU. Just make sure to be friendly even if other's aren't to you (they're usually hunted down quickly and destroyed). Have a great time. And have a cookie. They're peanut butter...
*hands out cookie*
And take this:
*hands out chocolate crumbs*

Hah! Too fast! I stole it once again! Again strikes the ZU Jester, Solink, with a cookie!Muhahahhahahahah! Oh, wait! It's peanut butter! Yuck! I hate peanut butter! Take your stinkin cookie! I'm gonna rob a convenience store!*leaves*
Oh yeah, and welcome to ZU. Have a good day! PM me for help.

Mmm, peanut butter. My favorite!

Originally Posted by Stubsy Bear

Mmm, peanut butter. My favorite!

And in case you'd like to know, I spat on it before i gave it to you! Heheheheh. Well, not really, but I'm gonna throw your cookie in some random lake. *throws cookie to lake*
Now you'll suffer as much as me! Hah! But I'll give you all the useless peanut butter cookies I stole earlier from a party.Here! *dumps a truckload of cookies that are peanut butter*

Why thank you! So tasty.

Originally Posted by Zelda fan14

anime queen forgot to give you the royale gift

Oh My!
I HAVE to do something about my memory soon, this is getting ridiculous.
Stubs- awh it's ok, you can stop weeping now =)

*fumbles in her gown pockets*
*takes out a piece of paper and scribbles something then signs it*

There, a drawing of a wee map telling you where you could find the key to Super Decimal's muffin cupboard!
*looks over her shoulder*
take care ^^

Sweet! Muffins!

*Fanfare*
*Band plays happy music* Welcome to the Forum lands, Stubsy Bear! I hope you have a grand time here!

*Clarinet player screams "Bear!!!" and faints*
Eh-heh, sorry you had to see that. Here's your gift. *Gives "Topsy-Turvy-Stubsy-Scurvy" sheet music.

*End fanfare*
*Exeunt*