hey zeldafan18657 here

hey I am new at posting threads. I would like to say hello to all Zelda fans out there.

Hey zeldafan18657! ^^ Welcome to ZU! I hope that you have or will read the rules. Always remeber and follow them. Also I would reccommend getting adopted, but of course that is my opinion..... Hahaah! =D Anyway watch for them newbie eaters...... Also if you need help feel free to Pm me anytime! So with that I'll leave you with some gifts!

*gives ramen*

*give carrots*

*gives penguin*

*gives hot cheetos*

Okay now I'm off!

*vanished in puff of penguins*

(hA!!! I beat insaney!!! YAY!)

Hey, what's up?
Bienvenido (HAH!) to Zelda Universe!
Make sure you read the newbie's guide, and keep it close. Be sure not to spam, or double post. Be SURE to use good grammar and language.

Watch out for the newbie eaters and anything else that looks suspicious (which,, is actually... everything else)

So enjoy your stay, and lady Anime_Queen should be by to drop off your Royal Newbie gift soon ^^

I'm not hungry for blood right now, so you're spared of my gift.

*bares vampire fangs*

I could use some fried chicken though......

Hey there! You seem garmatically...uhm, in check, so it doesn't look like newb-eaters will eat you...I'd hope. *hands you a shield*(How could you not give them a shield, R_G?)

I'd suggest getting adopted, and maybe reading some of the rules.

*hands you a spork and vanishes in R_G's poof of penguins*

Hi!

Some advice from me:
Don't Spam if you don't want to be eaten, post atleast a few times a week and get adopted! Oh and the rules! don't forget the rules! Break them and we'll break you
Just kidding, we won't hurt you....much.

*gives apple pie* It's one of my special apple pies, enjoy! *maniacal laugh*

Hello, you. Welcome to zu. Just basically follow the rules, and try not to be to scared of some of the members Here.

Originally Posted by Tsunata

Hey there! You seem garmatically...uhm, in check, so it doesn't look like newb-eaters will eat you...I'd hope. *hands you a shield*(How could you not give them a shield, R_G?)

I'd suggest getting adopted, and maybe reading some of the rules.

*hands you a spork and vanishes in R_G's poof of penguins*

Wow! I forgot about the shield! O.O Well, now you have a shield! *phew* Hopefully now you won't get eaten....... Or I could be wrong........... >.>

I hope you don't get eaten!! tis a terrible fate I tells ye! They be vicious mongers out there. But really... Welcome to ZU!! Iroas gave you pie, but he forgot to show you to your room. (don't worry, he forgot to show me mine too) >_< I ended up here in the hall for a month now. but at least he gave you pie!!
*looks at Zeldafan's pie, longingly*

Well, here's your room!
*shows zeldafan18657 his room*

*hands over key*

good luck, and if you need any advice, or even a friend... PM me!!

*backs away slowly, still longing for the pie*

Woops, I forgot about that! sorry!

Thanks TW for helping me out, and I'm terribly sorry I didn't give you your pie or showed you your room Any way I can make up for it? Oh, I know!

*gives Super Tasty Mega Apple Pie to TriforceWielder*

Just for you!

For me?? Aww, you shouldn't have! It's just what I always wanted!!!

*runs off to corner, and guards pie with life*

MY PIE!!!

*eats in one bite, and is later seen dissolving Alka-seltzer in a glass of water*

*waltzes in*

Why am I always late? :<
(Rain - at least we beat Darklink to this one! =D *high fives*)
*coughs*

It seems that everyone here has stressed the need to be careful of random newb eaters. Heh, all mere hallucinating village peasants. Heheh
heh
..
I am sorry zeldafan, but since no one has done it yet, it falls on my shoulders to uphold this ancient tradition ._.

*sees newb*
*eats newb*
mmmmm .. newb <3

(it's ok you're fine! Tsunata's shield did it's job. You're safe, the tradition has been upheld and all are happy! wii! (>.> ) =D )
*clears throat*
Now for the promised Royal gift
I hereby declare this ant your personal butler.
Now run along and be happy :3

I would have eaten him... ("oh... the indigestion!") but I am so full off of Iroas' "Super Tasty Mega Apple Pie" thanks your highness, for completing this royal task.
*resumes moaning* "Ohh..."