Adoption Central 2

Just as a note:
I was approved for adoption about a month or two ago. Since then I've gone through one adoptee and, assuming Sora1012 has gone inactive, probably soon to be two. Anyway, the point of this note is that my name is not on the list. So just so you know, I'm not breaking any rules or anything.

I'm now officially an adopter!
I want to adopt somebody who is sure that he/she'll be active...
Contact me via PM...
Or maybe I'll contact you...

G'day,i would like to be adopted,struth there are to many people that wan't to adopt someone,i'll PM the person that i would like to be adopted from.

I would like 2 be adopted jsut call me Rab its easier I would prefer an older member to adopt me cause im older and i dont like having kids tell me what to do.Oh and it would be a good idea to PM me cause ill probably not be back to this thread thankyou

Ill adopt one of youse if you want. Just send me a pm if you would like to be adopted.

*sniffs*

What? A guy can get sad too! Now then...

Drewey, you were wonderful. I was so happy today, to read the news. And with that, I release Drewey as my adoptee, as she had surpassed me in every area. Drewey, no adopter could ever be more proud of you then I am right now. For the record, I was honored to have such a great adoptee, and if ya read this, know you made an egomaniac humble.

And like the butterfly as it emerges from the coccon, fly free on ZU, and know you made me proud baby. Drop a PM in every now and then, and I'll see you around the Council. And with great pride, Drewey is no longer my adoptee now that she had beaten me, and I couldn't be prouder.

*hands Drewey his pie bazooka, and walks out into the sunset to hit on chicks*

Which reminds me, give me a response to that thought I had, if you have time. Now get to work!

Originally Posted by Power Shot

*sniffs*

What? A guy can get sad too! Now then...

Drewey, you were wonderful. I was so happy today, to read the news. And with that, I release Drewey as my adoptee, as she had surpassed me in every area. Drewey, no adopter could ever be more proud of you then I am right now. For the record, I was honored to have such a great adoptee, and if ya read this, know you made an egomaniac humble.

And like the butterfly as it emerges from the coccon, fly free on ZU, and know you made me proud baby. Drop a PM in every now and then, and I'll see you around the Council. And with great pride, Drewey is no longer my adoptee now that she had beaten me, and I couldn't be prouder.

*hands Drewey his pie bazooka, and walks out into the sunset to hit on chicks*

Which reminds me, give me a response to that thought I had, if you have time. Now get to work!

*claps, forcing army of deranged oompa loompas to clap as well*
Very moving speech Power Shot, honestly made me think of pretending to have a tear in my eye. JK, it was an amazing speech Power Shot.

As for the rest of you (The newbies anyways) I'm open for adopting one more little member.

Well, I suppose every once and a while even I can feel emotion. Now then, yet again, a profile, this time funnier, shall be placed here...

User Name: Power Shot
Real Name: *censored by Power Shot*
Age: 16
Other Names: Your Holiness, BA Council's Token n00b, Master of Suspense Writing, Ego

Interests: Nice teenage girls, oggling the vollyball team, eating, sleeping, telling people how great I am, video games, writing, the BA
Job: Safer's TA, finding above girls
Benifits of being my adoptee: I'm not really that strict, and I protect you. I do have mods that are friends *cough, okay I suck up, cough* and I am on BA staff. Note the spiffy banner.

Random facts about me: I have the biggest ego here, there is no questioning of this. I also smell nice, and give the greatest dating advice here, second only to the massive Love Thread.

Now then...if you don't want me, you are not fun. You're fun...aren't you? But seriously, if I sound like the kinda guy you'd like as an adopter, tell me. I love people telling me how great I am.

Originally Posted by Power Shot

*sniffs*

What? A guy can get sad too! Now then...

Drewey, you were wonderful. I was so happy today, to read the news. And with that, I release Drewey as my adoptee, as she had surpassed me in every area. Drewey, no adopter could ever be more proud of you then I am right now. For the record, I was honored to have such a great adoptee, and if ya read this, know you made an egomaniac humble.

And like the butterfly as it emerges from the coccon, fly free on ZU, and know you made me proud baby. Drop a PM in every now and then, and I'll see you around the Council. And with great pride, Drewey is no longer my adoptee now that she had beaten me, and I couldn't be prouder.

*hands Drewey his pie bazooka, and walks out into the sunset to hit on chicks*

Which reminds me, give me a response to that thought I had, if you have time. Now get to work!

Wonderful speech powershot. Wow, drewey has pretty much turned inot a miniature lord on these boards. How DOES she do it? I think it may be a good idea to post some details aswell..

User Name: Jayolorin (often referred to as Jayo,jayo-what know, duke, dukie, jono and jay.)
Real name: *borrows powershots censor and uses it* just stick to one of my nicknames.
Other names: see above.
Age: 14

Interests: Swimming, surfing, reading,writing, eating (mostly cake...don't ask, you'll find out about the terrifying story involving it once your adopted..) ZU, finding disturbing facts about peoples history....the list goes ever on. (I like the BA as well. )

Qualities: I am nice, though be warned- i can get pretty psycho at times >.< I'll look out for you, be your friend, give you good tips about surviving n00b attacks...Its all in the manual.

Job: Okay then. I teach keyboard and occasionally drums to kids, and I am also a spy from the 60's.

Downsides: I am pretty crazy, stupid and psycho sometimes, though Ill only unleash my madness on any n00bs that disturb you. I may teach you some dark secrets that may get you killed, but you didn't hear that.

*raises banner in triumph and waves it*

Meh, I may as well do the same thing the above two people did.

Username: Mikey B
Real name, nicknames: If you haven't already guessed, my name is Mike. My nicknames aren't important.

Enjoys: The BA, randomly switching between a nutjob and an intelligent person (Gee, how did that come up?). Continually trying to get onto the BA council.

Downsides to being my adoptee: I tend to err... Meh. I'm not exactly the most knowledgable member, as I still consider myself somewhat of a newbie.

Upsides to being my adoptee: I'll try to help you in any way I can, and I can also be a big help if you are starting the BA. I know lots of random facts too.

Meh....I'll do it too......

Username: Chari
Real Name: (This is for me to know and you to never find out ^_^)
Age: 12
Gender: (Look in my profile, lazys)

Intrests: Writing, Drawing, Singing, Zelda, the BA, Runescape
Job: Teaching noobs of Runescape to play!

Upsides of being my adoptee: I'm pretty much got everything learned whats to learn on ZU, Not the shiniest penny in the tip jar, I can get you started in the BA

Downsides: I'm crazy, Whenever I find you breaking a rule I'll quickly PM you about it, and I like to edge you to the Din clan at times <_<.........>_> Oh, and no inactiveness

Confirmed over PM, I've adopted Mr.X. Be nice to him!

Originally Posted by Mikey B and Power Shot

Join us, Honest John. Welcome to the fold. One of us. One of us.

Shut up.

Username: Honest John, obviously.
Real Name: Mack.
Age: 14, going on 15 in a month.
Likes: N00bs who type good.
Hates: Riem fireemblem J/K

Bio: I hate life.

Upsides: You get one of the most amazingly creative and grammer-specific people on ZU. Besides, I know l337. I just plain out pwn.

Downsides: I tend to get on alot of people's nerves. I also have a strange tendancy to go into sudden (yet only temporal) inactivity, for maybe... oh I don't know, at most a month.

Yah. I finally get to Adopt because I was appoved by Lioness. So I will start to Adopt 1 newbie. If anyone wants to be adopted just PM me.

Hi my friend convinced me to join here so here I am. I'd like someone to show me what the forums about if you could. A little bit about me I suppose is that I was born on the 29th of February, so I'm fourteen but not really if you get that.

Originally Posted by Coriolis

Hi my friend convinced me to join here so here I am. I'd like someone to show me what the forums about if you could. A little bit about me I suppose is that I was born on the 29th of February, so I'm fourteen but not really if you get that.

I'll adopt you. *PM's to see if he'd like to be adopted by the idiot who is going into detail to post this ** thing. *

I probably should have done this a while ago, but I think Solid Snake is ready to "go out on his own" if you get my drift. Um, so I have no longer adopted him seeing as he doesn't need it.

That was awkward....

Meh, just posting to say that the adoption of Coriolis has been completed. Coriolis is officially my adoptee.

so sad....um...huh? OH YEAH! Hi, may i be adopted? I really love cars, yep! Cars Cars Cars! Please adopt me because i love to be adopted because i am new and i have never ben on a forum before.

I'll adopt you. If you PM me first.

Oh, and no inactivity. That ticks me off.