sup niggaz?

yo my name is vinnie otherwise known as the p. funk. i am big, black, and i gots a big mother****in' afro. ive been known to chill them niggas out on my street. aight *****es, ill see you on the flipside.

yo sup in da hood dawg.
ill intraduce you to da communitah!
folow the rules or the ***** **** mods are gunna blast your **** brain out mother*****

dis *** threads supposed to be in tha new-niggaz board, am i rite.

WDF??? errmmm... welcome... i guess...just be careful what you say around here because the mods dont really take kind to it. just looking out for the newbies. if you need a person to help you out with stuff, seek out the adoption centre! they can help you out there. have fun err... dawg... i think i was snoop dawg over there...

what up, P. funk

I'm from the hood too. If you got any questions, holla at me by PM. Read the Newbie's Guide to the Universe, and if you need someone to tak to, you know what to do, PM me.

Peace Out

P.S. A mod is goin' to move this to the New Members Forum.

yo wazzup ma home g-dawg. Iz all good here in da intanet hood, you here me. Dere be some coll niggaz up in here, so just follow that ruls and yo be cool.

Whats up p. funk this is the ZU obey rules admins and mods k me man PM for a friend see ya around g-man

Will someone teach this boy how we do things in proper society?

Well, well, well. Looks like the reparations are finally coming through for you... people. I'm surprised to see you people have found it to our site. Just remember a few things.

I thought I smelt dope around here. Around here we eat muffins, cakes, and other baked goods. I'm sorry, we do not eat any of the following, Fried Chicken, Cornbread, Watermelon, Malt Liquor, Kool-Aid, or any other 'soul food'.

NOTE: Everyone, I suggest you lock up your valuables. This person can't be trusted.

What about malt liquor?

Ah, the P. Funk. Welcome, my gangster friend. Ah, the forums are a great places for...dawgs to chill, so to speak. The Moderators (i.e. the Po-Po) are always keepin' a brother down, so I suggest keepin' it legal, lest they cap your ass, for there is no place to hide from them. There are some real busters on this site, be sure to keep away from those whack fools. Take care, and watch your back.

-Shade, ZU's personal O.G.

allow me to give some advice, the mods tend not to like pourly spelt posts and it is hard to understant what you say there for in future spell like a member of society rather than a primitave gangsta, you know. Go Peefy!

I actually dont appreciate the n-word floating around...

*locked*