Hullo. Erik the douche invited me here because he figured I would totally enjoy it. I found it a bit strange since I do not play any Zelda games and never have done so (I am not proud of this - au contraire! Many a childhood night I have cried from despair). However, I trust his recommendations and he has vigorously pointed out to me that the clientele of this site is quite so friendly and accepting.
I did reply but then I hit my head on the couch and lost the internet connection and everything disappeared and now my head really hurts so I will answer briefly (paradoxically, this makes the answer longer than the previous version).
tnf: That is truly a relief!
Nesi: However, I do not speak french. I only pretend. I like pretending. Sometimes I am quite good at it too.
Buu & Gamzee: I am a real person! A person of my own! But OK I am also a ladyfriend. And I enjoy it.
Buu: Erik told me about you moving to Estocolmo. Stuff might be arranged in the future!
My head hurts so bad, I think I will get a bruise.