Letter of Introduction..Okay, not really.

Hello members, admins, mods, and everyone in between,
Just thought I would introdce myself, since this is the second day for me. I am 14 years old and live in Miami Florida. I attend Design and Architecture Senior High, nations top school for its kind. (DASH for short). I fell for Zelda around 7 or 8 and have always liked it. I like to read and draw and hope to be an architect or graphic artist. I have been drawing since I was born and, if I say so myself, am pretty good at it.
I have expirience with forums before, about 3 forums I have been in, and if there is any problem or something you need to tell me, you can PM me or just say it in the thread I cuased the trouble. I hope everyone can enjoy my company and that I never get in trouble.
-Baransarn

[insert general blablabla including some welcome stuff]
[insert random joke about TAU'ers and their FEAR]
[insert ranom joke about baransarns sig/avy/post and mean no offence]
[insert random gift]
[insert something about the rules]
[insert witty commen including byebye]

Fear us! Fear us NOW!

I mean... welcome to the forums, dude. I hope you have a nice stay

Tear them, tear them APART!

eh... I mean, just do it anyway, and read tha rules..Tear them, tear them APART!

You know... ever since I came here, the welcome messages have gone more and more astray o_O

Yeah.. But the old one have always been boring..
*welcomes in a new and better way*

Welcome! FEAR THE TAU'ERS THERE CULT IS UPON US! *runs in cowardly fear of TAU'ers attacking him* Oh and since peefy only mentioned the Rules BURN THE RULES ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR EYE LIDS! THE RULES ARE YOUR LIFE! OBEY THE RULES RESPECT THE RULES BE CONTROLLED BY THE RULES!

...on a much more stable note...

Welcome, baransarn, to ZU forums, the best forums...ever.

As said, in rather psycotic-looking ways above, have fun (or else), read the rules, know the rules, and breathe the rules. that includes no double posting and spam=bad. Do that, and you'll get along with mods/admins well.

And of course, a gift. *hands over a fresh can of Spam-away*

... yeah, ignore the people who know how to work the "size=" part of the vbcoding...

welcome to the forums!

oo... art? wanna post some? i <3 pretty things...

also, it's good to see such a kind newb... :::grins::: not often they start their newb posts with a salutation...

Yea, um, welcome.

Also, FOLLOW THE RULES, AND DONT POST STUPID MESSAGES (or mean ones).


Well, welcome then.

Welcome to ZU! Here is your complimentary pie

*hands over complimentary pie*

Aww, Andi... and I always thought that messing with the size tag is attractive

Then you learned a leson, and THAT is what is important...
The green letter in start of every post aint attractiv neither..
Anyway..

[insert new discussion]

Welcome to the ZU forums baransarn.

Read the rules
learn the rules
breath the rules
inject the rules(Just kidding)
And most importantly, have fun at the forums.


Here's one more word of caution.



Fear the TAUers, their cult's upon us!

Well, might as well welcome to a student of mine...

Welcome to the forums. I think you've heard the basics enough already so you've got the general idea of what to do.
::hands over Spike Spiegel figurine:: There ya go. Enjoy.

Hello, there! Welcome to ZU! You sound pretty cool, and I hope you have fun here. Don't worry. We're all a bit crazy... *puts hand behind head and sweatdrops*

A bit? Don't give them false hopes now... :rolleyes:

*Comes in singing* ii hoooppppe thattt youooo willl enjoyyyy yourrrr stayyyyy. remeeeeber ttthhhhhheeeeee rrrrullllles..... i thought id try some thing new any way remember that there are people watching us *points to tower of the MODs And ADMINS.* so dont Spam and just have fun. by the way i'm the least crazy of all of you *runs in circles and talks to him self*