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Originally Posted by sage_of_fire Well if solid evidence is needed for every zelda theory, then the vast majority of them are pointless. |
That’s such a beautiful truth I fear I may weep.
Anyway, most theories are untrue but they still have proof of a more solid nature. This one lacks any objective facts.
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Originally Posted by Hylian Dan Of course this is all interpretation. |
Number and magnitude of speculation should never outweigh number and magnitude of evidence. That’s a rule for a theorist to live by.
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If the creators didn't want to leave solid proof of this, then there won't be any. After all, they could potentially get in trouble for the phallus thing if it had been as obvious as the Muslim references in OoT.
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Then why bother risking it? They could easily have toned down the hints to make the final conclusion suitable for all audiences but still the same.
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Then there are the mysteries surrounding the backstory of the game. The Stone Tower is one of these mysteries, but given how dark, complex, and perhaps inappropriate it is, the game doesn't go out of its way to draw attention to it.
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Wishful thinking.
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Various back stories for characters.
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This and these are separate maters entirely, for each of these mysteries we can look at them objectively and the answer will be spelt out in whopping giant pink letters so no doubt remains. But the angry Goddess theory apparently has clues so vague and frivolous only one person could pick up on them. That is why I can’t take it seriously.
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Why is there a giant pointing hand at the top of the tower? Why is there part of an emblem painted at the top of the statue of the face?
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I see no great mystery regarding either of these. It’s like trying to find the meaning behind a vase.
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Why would Nintendo slip in the Triforce here when it doesn't appear anywhere else in Termina?
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Because, god forbid, it’s an easter egg?
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Why would they expect their audience of teenagers to see a gargoyle licking a known holy relic, displayed next to a pair of buttcheeks, and think "Hey, that's a sign of respect"?
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I suppose it’s almost as unlikely as looking at a being in a foetal position and thinking “It must be in the middle of sexual assault”.
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You're free to form your own theory regarding this, but to me this interpretation seems like a dead end.
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On the contrary, as nothing definite has been provided, by turning the interpretation on its head I could form a theory on how the tower was built for the purpose of being closer to the Goddesses.
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Even though I can't actually prove my interpretation, the connections I made provided answers to most of the questions I already had regarding Stone Tower.
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And I’m happy that you’re content with it, but as a theorist this isn’t good enough.
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Not only that, this interpretation even led me to the answer as to why the moon is falling, which is the central conflict on the story's surface.
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I thought the answer behind that was obvious- Majora is a monster.
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This revelation is so dark and significant that it seems appropriate that Nintendo alluded to it very cryptically, as opposed to explaining it through hidden exposition as they did with some other mysteries.
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Generally if a secret is included more than one person will pick up on it.
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If you're looking for scientific proof of this, there isn't any, but the game focuses on the task of doing detective world to arrive at an understanding of the strange world around you, and I find the Babel theory to be a satisfying and plausible explanation.
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Unfortunately that’s only your opinion on the game. Now if the theory is made up of your own opinions and only works due to your opinion of the game it makes it rather unlikely, no?
Anyway, could I discuss the major problem I have with the theory here?
It’s the hell issue, certainly Majora’s emblem is found scattered about the place. But that only proves he has a link to it, and we knew that anyway considering one of his mask creatures is dwelling there! The more plausible explanation is that the desert is a pocket dimension created by Majora to house Twinmold.
Majora is perfectly capable of forming pocket dimensions, with the lunar dungeons as evidence. What’s more Twinmold has a link with the desert considering the sandstorm only flares up when they emerge to do battle then immediately becomes calm once they die.
There’s not even any evidence that the portal existed before recently when the Skullkid entered the tower to imprison the giant.
You have plucked your explanation out of the blue, if you’re going to make a huge conclusion like this then damn good evidence is a must. Otherwise, and I say this with full conviction, this is the result of a fanciful whim and is pure fan fiction.
P.S. Since you brought up the translation article did any of you catch a few sneaky little mistranslations they left in?
Who here is bothered by Romani speaking in third person all the time? Well it's considered 'cute' for young japanese girls to refer to themselves in third person.
And who here would call a tornado a 'Dragon cloud'? Asian dragons are associated with the ability to turn into water spouts when flying above water you see.