10 Things I learned from Zelda

10 Things I've Learned from Zelda



1.) No matter how many places you trap Gannon in, he'll always comes back.

2.) Big Goron Sword... need I say more?

3.) Is it really possible for Zelda to get in so much trouble?

4.) Sometimes ya just gotta fall down a hole.

5.) Magic swords are always pulled from stones.

6.) Musical instruments equal transportation.

7.) There is nother Blue Potion and Bottled Fairies can't cure, even death.

8.) Link never sleeps, he is a real man... err... kid...

9.) No matter how much it rocks... Majora's Mask isn't truely a Zelda
game...

10.) Don't attack the chickens...

Lol funny. I learnt that stuff as well.

1. Strange people appear out of no where.

2. Woman. Dressing up as men. (sheik).

3. Cows can talk.

4. MAlon, talon, and ingo are connected to bowser.

5. zelda and family are friends with mario.

6. faries are smarted than link. They can talk. he can't.

7. strange red soup that gerudos are immune to.

can't think of any more

1. Don't attack any kind of farm animal.
2. Faeries are annoying.
3. People who don't talk save the world.
4. People with green skin are mean.
5. Shields can repel nuts.
6. Masks are evil.
7. People give you advice and trade things with you a lot.
8. Princesses talk a lot.
9. Horses go fast if you give them carrots.
10. Bean plants can make you fly.

This thread is kinda' pointless if you ask me. But what ever.

1. Don't attack any animal that moves.

2. Instrument=magic.

3. Don't bother beating Ganon every 2nd game he'll come back.

4. Carpenters are stupit, they went to join all women theives.

5. Link is invinsible, when ever he dies he appears at his house or some important place.

thanks dark legend. IF you were refering to me as well as NG36. BEcause they are funny.

8. stones with eyes. Have the ability to talk to mask.

9. stones with eyes. give valuable information. about black stallions and tomboys and ridulous information about lesbian thieves.


10 stones with eyes can tell time.

11. Great white sharks live in cages with mad old ladies. WHo throw there test subjects in. *check bite marks*

12. Super [color=orangered] happy [color=indigo] mask sellers. Are actually Happy.

hope you like them

1. link can carry so much stuff and never get tired
2.can can roll and roll and rol and not become dizzy
3.he can change his clothes in public without changing rooms
4.he can put masks on without using his hands
5.bushes, pots, crates e.t.c you cant get rid of as the keep appearing when you leave and re-enter the room or place

Link's sword pouch is held up by nothing.
Link can tell someone his name without actualy saying anything.

1: bushes grow fast
2: Link can hide things well on his body
3: Link never gets dizzy when he's traveling with the ballad of
gales.

1. All REAL heroes look like pansy elves.
2. All you need to succeed in life is a sword, an annoying companion, and a sense of adventure.
3. If you don't like the wheather, just change it.
4. Don't listen to boats. They just want to push you around.
5. Triangles rule the world, don't mess with them.
6. Catchy background music is very easy to get stuck in your head.

that's all i got....

I am incredibly tempted to lock this. Word games are not allowed here at Zelda Universe.

However, seeing as how it's l-o-s' domain, I'll let him make the decision.

Gold Catridges are not made out of real gold.

thats all i have left.
*departs*

1. There are people with longer ears then my grandpa (Link)
2. There are people with a bigger nose then my grandma (Ganondorf)
3. There are people with disguistinged faces then my uncle (Dampé)
4. There are people who are even more stupid then my brother (Goron)
5. And there are people fatter then my aunt (King Zora)

Well, this is very good to learn