Who would make the best girlfriend for Link?

I don't know why the heck I just thought of this, but I know at least four people who are dreaming of being Link's girlfriend; Saria, Ruto, Malon, and Zelda. There's probably others, too. I think Link should consider himself lucky.

Saria is a Kokiri and Link is a Hylian so you get a kind of weird paediphile thingy going on there. Plus she is the forest sage. Friends, definitely, BF/GF I don't think so.

Ruto is a fish creature, and that is just weird. Plus she is is a princess and she is the Water sage.

Zelda is a Princess, so the best Link can hope for is some kind of non romantic relationship as she is probably already in an arranged marriage.

Nabooru is way too old. Plus she is the Spirit Sage.

That third in command gerudo doesn't seem interest in link romantically, but is found of his "thief" skills.

The other gerudo barely speak two words to link.

Cuckoo lady doesn't see to like anyone other than he brother (non romantically of course) and her cuckoos.

That fat dog lady likes dogs more than Link.

That "spinning" chick, is already involved with the "spinning" guy, they are un seperable.

The Potion lady I think is actually married to the Boss Carpenter. If not she is wayyy too old for link.

Impa's job is to protect Zelda, not shack up with some guy she barely knows, so I think she is out too.

uhh let's see which female characters are left.

Random blonde Kokiri, much like Saria, somewhat borders on paediphilia don't you think?

Random townswoman trying to buy something, more occupied with trying to get a bargin deal than link.

Little girl who chases the chicken, dissappears when Link becomes an adult. Plus you really don't know much about her other than she chases a cock, err cuckoo.

That woman who swivels her torso, don't know a lot about her, but she doesn't have much to say, even if you wear a mask.

Malon is a hylian, of a common birth, much like link. And it appears Talon who be fine with Link marrying Malon, he even asked Link if he wanted to do exactly that.

Malon is a logical choice, same race, same social class, and not in an arranged marriage yet (that we are aware of or can theorise about).


And there are probably some others i forgot.

My personal oppinion, Malon.

That is logical, for Malon to be Link's girlfriend. But for some reason, I thought it would be Saria, because she and Link knew each other since they were kids. But, yeah, other than that, Malon's the most logical. P.S. I really don't know why, but I call that random blond Kokiri Wendy...

I think there's already a thread for this... but whatever.

To be completely and totally honest, I think Link is gay. Wow, the flaming's really going to come in now. So, no girlfriends for link in my opinion. He just doesn't really show intrest in women, at least none that I can see.

Yeah, there is definitely a thread for this but anyway i would say Malon. Elfen Lied i can't believe you went through all those people, well done to you.

That is because he is too busy being forced into doing quests for total strangers.

"hey you! boy! get that item from that dragon over there, I want it"

Elfen Lied i can't believe you went through all those people, well done to you.

Figured I'd do it before the thread got merged or closed. It was just my thoughts. Long story short, Malon.

Originally Posted by Elfen Lied

That is because he is too busy being forced into doing quests for total strangers.

"hey you! boy! get that item from that dragon over there, I want it"




Figured I'd do it before the thread got merged or closed. It was just my thoughts. Long story short, Malon.

Well i thought if you were going to go to all that effort you should have posted it in the other thread were more people would see it.

I say Ilia guys, Link and her seem veeeeerrryyy fond of each other except when she spazzes at him because he hurt epona. But yeah I say her.

Originally Posted by dstraats

I say Ilia guys, Link and her seem veeeeerrryyy fond of each other except when she spazzes at him because he hurt epona. But yeah I say her.

Uh, this is about OOT not TP.

Well i thought if you were going to go to all that effort you should have posted it in the other thread were more people would see it.

I could have yes (actually forgot about that one at the time), but It also pretty much answers the thread. So this thread can probably be closed now I suppose.

Originally Posted by Elfen Lied

Saria is a Kokiri and Link is a Hylian so you get a kind of weird paediphile thingy going on there. Plus she is the forest sage. Friends, definitely, BF/GF I don't think so.

Ruto is a fish creature, and that is just weird. Plus she is is a princess and she is the Water sage.

Zelda is a Princess, so the best Link can hope for is some kind of non romantic relationship as she is probably already in an arranged marriage.

Nabooru is way too old. Plus she is the Spirit Sage.

That third in command gerudo doesn't seem interest in link romantically, but is found of his "thief" skills.

The other gerudo barely speak two words to link.

Cuckoo lady doesn't see to like anyone other than he brother (non romantically of course) and her cuckoos.

That fat dog lady likes dogs more than Link.

That "spinning" chick, is already involved with the "spinning" guy, they are un seperable.

The Potion lady I think is actually married to the Boss Carpenter. If not she is wayyy too old for link.

Impa's job is to protect Zelda, not shack up with some guy she barely knows, so I think she is out too.

uhh let's see which female characters are left.

Random blonde Kokiri, much like Saria, somewhat borders on paediphilia don't you think?

Random townswoman trying to buy something, more occupied with trying to get a bargin deal than link.

Little girl who chases the chicken, dissappears when Link becomes an adult. Plus you really don't know much about her other than she chases a cock, err cuckoo.

That woman who swivels her torso, don't know a lot about her, but she doesn't have much to say, even if you wear a mask.

Malon is a hylian, of a common birth, much like link. And it appears Talon who be fine with Link marrying Malon, he even asked Link if he wanted to do exactly that.

Malon is a logical choice, same race, same social class, and not in an arranged marriage yet (that we are aware of or can theorise about).


And there are probably some others i forgot.

My personal oppinion, Malon.

You assumed alot in there.

This is the second romance thread I've killed tonight: it belongs in here.

The Romance Thread IV: The Debate Continues