Movie Quoting

[Coma Black]

Most memorable lines from your favorite movie.

Go.

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory (19-seventy...something)-

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."

"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker."

"Hsawaknow...(is that Japanese) no that's WonkaWash spelled backwards..."

"YOU GET NOTHING! YOU LOSE! GOOD DAY SIR!!!

"THE SNOZBERRIES TASTE LIKE SNOZBERRIES!"

"We have so much time and so little to see!"

"(We'll be cut to ribbons!)...probably."

"no...stop...come back."

"It happens everytime! They all become blueberries!"

"I take good care of my guests."

"We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams."

"A thing of beauty is a joy forever."

"(What is this Wonka, some kinda fun house?) Why? Having fun?"

"No you can't go back that way, you have to go fowards to go back."

"Good, he's completely unharmed."

"no...I won't hold you responsible."

"Beyond the desert lies the promised land! Adieu, alvertise, gusenteit, farewell."

"There's going to be a lot of garbage today."

THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING
WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING
THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE ROWING
OR WHICH WAY THE RIVER'S FLOWING
IS IT RAINING
IS IT SNOWING
IS A HURRICANE A-BLOWING
BLEH!
NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT IS SHOWING
SO THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING
ARE THE FIRES OF HELL A GLOWING?
IS THE GRISLY REAPER MOWING?
YES! THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING
FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING
AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING
ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

God, that's a quoatable film.

[Sage of Earth]

Scarface: All I have in this world is my balls and my word and I don't break 'em for no one.

Words to live by.

[Galedeep]

Brick

"Throw one at me if you want, Hash-Head. I've got all five senses and I slept last night, that puts me six up on the lot of you."
-Brendan

The Brain: Ask any dope rat where their junk sprang and they'll say they scraped it from that, who scored it from this, who bought it off so, and after four or five connections the list always ends with The Pin. But I bet you, if you got every rat in town together and said "Show your hands" if any of them've actually seen The Pin, you'd get a crowd of full pockets.
Brendan: You think The Pin's just a tale to take whatever heat?
The Brain: Hmm... So what's first?
Brendan: Show of hands.

"I've got knives in my eyes, I'm going home sick."
-Brendan

Assistant VP: You've helped this office before.
Brendan: No, I gave you Jerr to see him eaten, not to see you fed.

Brendan: All right, you got me. I'm a scout for the Gophers. Been watching your game for a month, but that story right there just clenched it. You got heart kid. How soon can you be in Minneapolis?
Brad Bramish: Yeah?
Brendan: Cold winters, but they got a great transit system
Brad: Yeah?
Brendan: Yeah.
Brad: Oh, yeah?
Brendan: There's a thesaurus in the library. Yeah is under "Y". Go ahead, I'll wait

Edward Scissorhands

Kim: Hold me.
Edward: I can't.

Edward: I knew it was Jim's house.
Kim: You...you did?
Edward: Yes.
Kim: Well, then why'd you do it?
Edward: Because you asked me to.

Hook

"Oh, there you are Peter!"
-Pockets

Captain Hook: I have waited long to shake your hand with this. Peter Pan, prepare to meet thy doom!
Peter: Dark and sinister man, have at thee!

Serenity

Wash: This landing is gonna get pretty interesting.
Mal: Define 'interesting.'
Wash: 'Oh God, oh God, we're all going to die?'

"You fog things up! You always have. You spin me about. I wish like hell you was elsewhere."
-Mal

River: Put a bullet to me. Bullet in the brain-pan, squish.
Simon: Don't say that! Not ever. We'll get through this.
River: Things are going to get much, much worse.

"No more runnin'. I aim to misbehave."
-Mal

"Why when I talk about faith do you always assume I'm talking about God?"
-Shepherd Book

River: Storm's getting worse.
Mal: We'll pass through it, soon enough.

The Operative: Do you know what your sin is, Mal?
Mal: Ah Hell, I'm a fan of all seven. But right now, I'm gonna have to go with wrath.

That'll do for now.

[Eldin Arrow]

Canadian Officer:Mr Ness, I don't approve of your methods!.....

Elliot Ness: Yeah! Well your not from Chicago


- THE UNTOUCHABLES

[Coma Black]

American Beauty (1999):

"..."my job consists of concealing my contempt for the *******s in charge, and at least once a day retiring to the men's rest room where I may 'jerk-off' and fantasize about a life that doesn't so closely resemble hell."...wow, you really have no intentions of saving yourself."

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"How about I just file a little sexual harassment lawsuit to boot?"

"Against who?!"

"haha...against you! Can you prove that you didn't offer to 'blow me' to save my job?"

"Wow...you really are one sadistic ****."

"Nope, I'm just an ordinary man with nothing to lose."

[Aralith]

LORD OF WAR

-Do you know why I do what I do? I mean, there are more prestigeous assignments. Keeping track of nuclear arsenels - you'd think that be more critical to world security. But it's not. No, nine out of ten war victims today are killed with assault rifles and small arms - like yours. Those nuclear weapons sit in their silos. Your AK-47, that's the real weapon of mass destruction.

-Bullets change governments far surer than votes.

-They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."

-You know who's going to inherit the world? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.

-Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start.

-Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova, model of 1947 more commonly known as the AK-47 or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9-lb. amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child can use it, and they do.

God, that movie is just so cynical, I love it.

[Wong Fei Hung]

Chungking Express

223: I'll have a chef's salad.

...

223: You like loud music?

Faye: It keeps me from thinking.

223: You don't like thinking?

Faye shakes her head.

223: What do you like?

Faye: I dunno. Never thought about it.

223: You know what I like?

They both lean in toward the counter.

223: Chef's Salad.

[Nox]

Originally Posted by Aralith

LORD OF WAR

-Do you know why I do what I do? I mean, there are more prestigeous assignments. Keeping track of nuclear arsenels - you'd think that be more critical to world security. But it's not. No, nine out of ten war victims today are killed with assault rifles and small arms - like yours. Those nuclear weapons sit in their silos. Your AK-47, that's the real weapon of mass destruction.

-Bullets change governments far surer than votes.

-They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they ought to say is, "Evil prevails."

-You know who's going to inherit the world? Arms dealers. Because everyone else is too busy killing each other.

-Some of the most successful relationships are based on lies and deceit. Since that's where they usually end up anyway, it's a logical place to start.

-Of all the weapons in the vast Soviet arsenal nothing was more profitable than Avtomat Kalashnikova, model of 1947 more commonly known as the AK-47 or Kalashnikov. It's the world's most popular assault rifle. A weapon all fighters love. An elegantly simple 9-lb. amalgamation of forged steel and plywood. It doesn't break, jam, or overheat. It will shoot whether it's covered in mud or filled with sand. It's so easy even a child can use it, and they do.

God, that movie is just so cynical, I love it.

Damn it, you stole the quotes I was going to post.

Anyway, here are some good quotes from even better movies:

American History X

"[showing his tattoo of a swastika] DO YOU SEE THIS!? THIS MEANS NOT WELCOME!" - Derek Vinyard

"I believe in death, destruction, chaos, filth, and greed." - Daniel Vinyard

"So I guess this is where I tell you what I learned - my conclusion, right? Well, my conclusion is: Hate is baggage. Life's too short to be pissed off all the time. It's just not worth it" - Daniel Vinyard

Battle Royale

"If you hate someone, you take the consequences." - Teacher Kitano

A Clockwork Orange

"Oh bliss! Bliss and heaven! Oh, it was gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh. It was like a bird of rarest-spun heaven metal or like silvery wine flowing in a spaceship, gravity all nonsense now. As I slooshied, I knew such lovely pictures!" (This was said while listening to Ludwig van Beethoven's Ninth Symphony) - Alex

"Choice. The boy has no real choice, has he? Self-interest, the fear of physical pain drove him to that grotesque act of self-abasement. Its insincerity was clearly to be seen. He ceases to be a wrongdoer. He ceases also to be a creature capable of moral choice" - Prison Chaplain

Goodfellas

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster. To me, being a gangster was better than being President of the United States." - Henry Hill

[khayoz]

There is so many but I have to say probably my favorite is from Goldeneye, the accent and the combination of the current situation makes it such and incredible quote. Purely the quote: "You can't win."

So very simple but still so very funny!

[Solink]

One I recall off the top of my head today...

V for Vendetta

V: Remember, remember the 5th of November, the gun powder treason and plot. I know of no reason why the gun powder treason should ever be forgot

And...well, pretty much anything else said by V.

[Benni]

300 "Madness? THIS..IS..SPARTA!!!" *kick*

Princess Bride "Inconcievable!"

Spaceballs "How many a**holes do we have on this ship anyhow?"
"Yo!" (everyone on the ship salutes)

[heroman]

THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING
WHICH DIRECTION WE ARE GOING
THERE'S NO KNOWING WHERE WE'RE ROWING
OR WHICH WAY THE RIVER'S FLOWING
IS IT RAINING
IS IT SNOWING
IS A HURRICANE A-BLOWING
BLEH!
NOT A SPECK OF LIGHT IS SHOWING
SO THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING
ARE THE FIRES OF HELL A GLOWING?
IS THE GRISLY REAPER MOWING?
YES! THE DANGER MUST BE GROWING
FOR THE ROWERS KEEP ON ROWING
AND THEY'RE CERTAINLY NOT SHOWING
ANY SIGNS THAT THEY ARE SLOWING!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

I never understood that part. Not only was it freaky, but it has absoulty nothing to do with the rest of the film. What do scary poems and messed up river ride have to do with the film?

[Mafoofoo]

I am Legend

"Frank are you real??!?!? D:"

Best quote in the whole movie.

[Solink]

Originally Posted by Mafoofoo

I am Legend

"Frank are you real??!?!? D:"

Best quote in the whole movie.

Wasn't it "Fred"?

[Mafoofoo]

Originally Posted by Solink

Wasn't it "Fred"?

Eh Frank, Fred same thing.

[Ender]

"As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster."

EDIT: Ah, **** you, Nox.

[SevenYears]

Batman Begins: SWEAR TO ME!!!!!!

Fight Club: Run Forrest Run!

Harold and Kumar: EXTREEEME!

Saturday Night Fever: Tony? I love to watch you dance... I just...love to watch you....dance!

Signs: Why couldn't they get girlfriends?

Austin Powers: You may be a multi-linguist but I'm a master debater.

[Forte]

...
Sweeney Todd: "At last! My arm is complete again!
I can't think of much right now. I'll try to think of alot more. I love movies, I should be able to think of ALOT.

[SevenYears]

Originally Posted by Benni

300 "Madness? THIS..IS..SPARTA!!!" *kick*

Princess Bride "Inconcievable!"

Spaceballs "How many a**holes do we have on this ship anyhow?"
"Yo!" (everyone on the ship salutes)

Spaceballs is awesome, it is pretty damn quotable.

"No, I didn't see you playing with your dolls sir!"
"Pizza The Hut!"
"That's my virgin alert! It's programmed to go off before YOU do!"
"I see your schwartz is as big as mine...let's see how well you handle it."


Beer League: (Rhonda is the waitress)

Maz: I'll have an egg-white omelet made with very little oil, dry wheat toast, and grapefruit juice.
Johnny Trinno: Oh my god, that's the ***est order I've ever heard.
Artie DeVanzo: You know, in Massachusetts, that order could legally marry a dude.
Maz: Alright, here it comes.
Johnny Trinno: You know, just placing an order like that would get you kicked out of the army.
Artie DeVanzo: You know, if you put a construction helmet on that order, it could join the Village People.
Rhonda: Would you guys knock it off so I can do my job?
Maz: Thank you.
Rhonda: Alright, Maz, that's an egg-white omelet, dry wheat toast, grapefruit juice.
Maz: That's right.
Rhonda: Do you want a side order of **** with that?

[Galedeep]

Blade

"Some mother****ers are always trying to ice-skate uphill."
-Blade

Casablanca

"I stick my neck out for nobody."
-Rick

"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
-Rick

"Here's lookin' at you, kid."
-Rick

"Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship."
-Rick

"Major Strasser has been shot. Round up the usual suspects."
-Captain Louis Renault

Equilibrium

DuPont: And you, Preston, the supposed savior of the resistance, are now its destroyer, and, along with them, you've given me yourself. Calmly, coolly, entirely without incident.
Preston: No.
Technician: Oh, ****!
Preston: Not without incident.

The Usual Suspects

"Keaton always said, 'I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him.' Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is Keyser Soze."
-Verbal Kint

"The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist."
-Verbal Kint

"How do you shoot the devil in the back? What if you miss?"
-Verbal Kint

Coming soon: Kevin Smith!

[QuietChaos]

FIGHT CLUB

TYLER: Could be worse. A woman could cut off your penis while you're asleep and toss it out the window of a moving car.

THE BENCHWARMERS

RICHIE: Dude. You smell like beer.
CARLOS: You look like beer.

AMERICAN PSYCHO

BATEMAN: There are no more barriers to cross. All I have in common with the uncontrollable and the insane, the vicious and the evil, all the mayhem I have caused and my utter indifference toward it, I have now surpassed...

V FOR VENDETTA

Evey Hammond: Who are you?
V: Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
Evey Hammond: Well I can see that.
V: Of course you can. I'm not questioning your powers of observation I'm merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
Evey Hammond: Oh. Right.
V: But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace sobriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona.
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into poster on wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it's my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.

[hypno_toad]

"Michael Jordon plays ball; Charles Manson kills people; and I talk. We all have our talents."