Re: Inglourious Basterds
So, yet another Quentin Tarantino film. I genuinely enjoyed Reservoir Dogs, as did I enjoy Pulp Fiction although not quite as much. Jackie Brown I recognise is rather well-written even if I didn't enjoy it as much as the first two, and I've not seen Kill Bill vol 1, but I have seen vol 2 and only remember one thing about it - that excellent monologue from Bill about Superman. Death Proof I also enjoyed, even despite the fact that in the last half-hour he completely forgets that it was supposed to be a Grindhouse movie, if only because every woman in it talks exactly like him, and Kurt Russel's character was pretty interesting even despite his psychosis, but I acknowledged that it was nowhere near as good as his earliest works, and consider it a guilty pleasure more than something I declare as good. Just so you know where I stand on his work.
Inglourious Basterds was marketed and described by Tarantino himself as a Spaghetti Western-style film set in Nazi-occupied France, as well as a "Macaroni Combat" film such as an old rip-off of the Dirty Dozen called "Inglorious Bastards" (spelled correctly and completely unrelated to Tarantino's creation), so I was rather keen to see this. Seeing promotional material for it formed images in my head of what it would be like, and fuelled the fires of what could be termed excitement.
Warning: Spoilers beyond this point.
The first scene of the film did not disappoint. It could not have been more Spaghetti Western if Sergio Leone had directed it himself, and reminded me a lot of films such as Death Rides A Horse, where a main character witnesses or is the victim of a horrifying and traumatising event to set up a story of revenge for them. Even the subtitles were distinctly ripped from a Spaghetti Western film. Hans Landa, the "Jew Hunter", was a genuinely interesting yet sinister character to me. At first we see him going through the procedure of a police-like interview, simply questioning LaPadite on the whereabouts of the Dreyfus, and LaPadite predictably denying all knowledge of the Jews in question (although the viewer doesn't know at this point whether or not he's telling the truth). Within minutes however Landa has, purely by boasting about his detective skills, driven the dairy farmer to reveal all in a genuinely emotional confession, made all the more poignant with the knowledge possessed by both he and the audience that even if he tried, there'd be nothing he could do to protect the refugees hiding under his floorboards from Landa's detection. They are ruthlessly executed, save for one - Shosanna Dreyfus. She runs off into the distance, practically allowed to leave by Landa, who screams "Farewell, Shosanna!" And thus ends the best scene in the film, if not the best scene Tarantino has ever written or directed. At this point, I was almost on the verge of tears by the scene's beautiful demonstration of a man's futility, and in my head I was thinking "Quentin my man, you've outdone yourself at last".
Then comes the introduction of the titular "Basterds" - a unit of Jewish-born soldiers in the Allied army whose sole reason for existence is the causing of fear behind enemy lines by committing unspeakably vile and ruthless acts against Nazi soldiers. Their commanding officer, Aldo Raine (played by Brad Pitt) is not a Jew, but a man of native-American origin who doesn't know the meaning of mercy. He says without shame or irony "We're not here to give the Nazis a lesson on humanity. A Nazi ain't got no humanity." Shortly after follows a scene that a friend of mine pointed out was reminiscent of an Al Qaeda video, showing Eli Roth's Donny the "Bear Jew" beating a Nazi to death with a baseball bat for refusing to divulge the location of a nearby patrol, and Raine carving a swastika into the head of another before letting him go, despite unhesitantly helping them, because after the war is over he might take his uniform off, and "the Apache" wants everyone to know that these soldiers were Nazis even when they leave the army. Immediately in my mind, I saw him as a character who might get his come-uppance, or at least a demonstration that not every single soldier in the Nazi army was a vile minority-hating scumbag who followed orders because he genuinely wanted to see them carried out.
But no, not once in this film is his stance ever contradicted, the major flaw in his view highlighted, other than in the mind of the observant viewer. During that scene is a cut to the narrated background of one of the kill-team's members, Hugo Stiglitz, who was formerly a German officer but came to hate the Nazis so much that he brutally murdered many of them before being arrested, and was broken out by the Basterds for his "talent" before he could be punished. There is a blatant contradiction in Aldo's insistence that not a single Nazi could be anything but a soulless monster and should be marked as such, even the average drafted footsoldier, and his wilful seeking out of such a Nazi to take under his wing. This was another interesting idea - we were expecting to see similar backstory flashbacks for each of the Basterds, but Aldo "the Apache" and Hugo Stiglitz are the only ones who are given any characterization out of a group of around ten people. If we count Donny the "Bear Jew" and the fact that he has a reputation amongst the Nazis (whom I will again emphasise was played by Eli Roth, who may be Jewish but is far from anything resembling a bear or even a "golem" as his character is said to be at one point), that's three. Is this not a staple of the combat movie that Tarantino also claimed to be homaging in some interviews? A team of men who each have their story to tell fighting together for the same cause, experiencing the same experiences, and coming out with a shared experience of male bonding under such harsh conditions?
We then return to Shosanna Dreyfus a few years later, now "Emmanuelle Mimieux", a cinema-owner in a small French town who meets a young German soldier, Zoller, who is revealed to not only be considered a war-hero by the Nazis (seemingly to his chagrin) but a star in a film about his exploits directed by none other than the propaganda minister of the Third Reich, Goebbels himself. And he constantly uses this influence to practically drag Shosanna into his life, enterring stalker territory (and thankfully the film seems aware of this, since Shosanna herself is disturbed by these overbearing advances). When he has her brought to a meeting with Goebbels and himself, she also once again comes face to face with Hans Landa, who does not recognise her, but she certainly recognises him. We can almost see the plot for revenge assembling itself in her head, and she agrees to allow her cinema to be used, shortly revealing to her boyfriend and projectionist that she plans to burn it down with the Nazi high command locked within the auditorium, and to film a final message to add into the propaganda film's climax.
In the next act, a British soldier is introduced before a military strategist and Winston Churchill himself (who our British friend ignores), as a fluent German speaker and a film critic which somehow makes him a perfect candidate for a spy mission to assassinate the Nazi high command at the aforementioned premier, and we see where the two plots may link together. But after he meets a German actress who's a spy for the Allies, some rather plot-irrelevant conversation in a basement bar, and a horribly tasteless joke concerning the similarities between the story of King Kong and the story of African slaves brought to America, this British agent, Hugo Stiglitz, another of the Basterds, and a variety of German soldiers are shot dead after an admittedly clever cultural mistake made while indicating the number three, resulting in the original plan going awry, and in the remaining few Basterds and the actress having to carry out the rest of the plan themselves.
Here's where the two plots coincide. I'd like to say this is where the two plots intertwine, but at no point does either story actually combine into one. Shosanna initiates her plan (burning down the cinema with the Nazis locked inside including Hitler himself), and the Basterds carry out theirs (suicide-bombing the cinema while sitting in the middle of the audience). Another reviewer I read rather accurately stated that the two plans "cancel each other out", since you realise that there's no real reason from the perspective of the plot to have both plans going on at once. The two stories curve towards each other, but are quickly deflected while never meeting or crossing. Tarantino doesn't seem to have thought very much about this, yet he has allegedly been working at it for ten years. I'm honestly wondering where all that work went.
Shosanna ends up shooting the soldier-star who has been making advances on her throughout the film while she's projecting, and he kills her as he lays there bleeding to death. So she doesn't even live to see her plan come to fruition, destroying a possible moment of satisfying closure. Meanwhile, the actress has been strangled, discovered by Hans Landa to be a traitor, and Raine and another of the Basterds has been caught by him, confusingly having left two of the Basterds in the auditorium, but with an explanation - he plans to allow the war to come to an end in return for a variety of favours from the Allied command, and so strikes a deal with Raine and the Allies to secure his safety - Landa will pretend that he captured Raine and "the Little Man" (as the other Basterd is hilariously nicknamed), and is transporting them from the country, before turning over control of the vehicle to the Basterds for the rest of the journey into friendly territory. Note that as this is being planned, Hans Landa is not in the cinema, and thus is not a victim of the massacre to come.
Shosanna's boyfriend waits behind the screen for the moment of the movie that she's replaced with her own footage, her maniacal message to the Nazis in that room that they are all going to die at the hands of "Jewish vengeance", and as the screen burns down her laughing face is projected over the clouds. The remaining two Basterds have discovered Adolf Hitler and Joseph Goebbels' location in the opera boxes, and burst in as the fire rages, filling them both with hot lead before continuing on to the rest of the crowd below. Hitler's face can be seen tearing away as Donny empties a machine-gun into it, demonstrating that this film rather frustratingly takes place in an alternate history, regardless of its previous blatant and unashamed historical inaccuracies. I say "frustratingly" because I see no reason to have the film deviate from the general course of history unless it's going to be used in some way to show exactly how Tarantino believes history would be different if such an event had occurred. Nothing really comes of it, and he could have achieved pretty much the same results had he somehow written in that Adolf and Goebbels had been called away at the last minute or something. As I've also mentioned, this just adds to the annoying fact that Hans Landa, the killer of Shosanna's family and the man responsible for the deaths of many other Jews, does not get his come-uppance by the ministrations of Shosanna herself.
Closing the film, we're shown the part in Landa's plan where he turns over control to Lt. Raine, and the Apache shoots the German driver, satisfied that he wasn't part of the bargain, before turning to Landa and remarking that he supposes the Nazi will be taking his uniform off once he goes to live at the island promised to him. Cue yet another Swastika scar-branding. Though Hans Landa did deserve a come-uppance, he certainly didn't deserve it at the hands of an individual even more twisted than he is. Yes, I am not ashamed to say, Aldo the Apache is a perfect example of how an Allied soldier can be portrayed as just as nasty if not worse than a Nazi.
Spoilers end here.
Maybe this would have been better off as two different films altogether - one a Spaghetti Western-style movie which follows the story of Shosanna and her revenge against the officers that wronged her, and the other a combat movie following the Basterds, their stories, and their plot to take out Nazi officials and end the war in one fell swoop. Tarantino went for two things, and achieved neither.
Some have called this film "Kosher Porn", that it was made as a kind of satisfying vengeance flick for the benefit of Jewish people and other haters of Nazi-kind. But there's no real vengeance depicted, only a string of brutalities, and the fact that it depicts a fictionalized version of events only serves to highlight the fact that in reality no such revenge was ever attained, no such Justice done. This might be what people wish had happened, but in trying to make that wish come to life, it just reminds us that it didn't. And to be honest, I'm glad individuals such as Aldo Raine didn't exist to be glorified by our world. This is not the sort of man we should be calling a hero. If Shosanna had received her revenge, it would not have been a case of "Jewish vengeance" unless one chose to attribute an ethnic meaning behind it. Sure, Landa killed her family for being Jews, but she would have killed him not necessarily because he persecuted Jews as a Nazi, but because he did so at the cost of her family and many other innocents people. It would have been an act of personal satisfaction, not an act of general liberation.
Speaking of Landa, he was easily the most interesting character in the film, and Tarantino has quite accurately stated that this may very well be the best character he's ever written. He doesn't seem to have a personal dislike of Jews himself, yet he considers his unofficial title "the Jew Hunter" an honour because he's earned it by his skill. He takes the typical Nazi comparison of a Jew to a rat, which depicts them as a "plague on society", and says he doesn't consider it a bad thing but simply an accurate statement, providing his own twist on the comparison - people irrationally hate rats and treat them with disgust, and the same could be said of the Nazi reaction to the German Jew. He maintains a pleasant and flattering facade to everyone he meets before he turns on them, and is rarely seen to drop this mask, only momentarily allowing the beast within to slip through when it happens. He misleads them, he tries to draw out the futility of their lies before finally dropping the guillotine on the necks that he's exposed long before the victim has even realised it, like some kind of Nazi Columbo. He tries to think like his prey, and this is why he considers himself superior to his underlings - a normal soldier would just look in places they'd hide, whereas he tries to think about where any person would hide if they genuinely did not want to get caught, once they "abandon dignity". He does what he does, detecting and stamping out those the Nazis want dead, simply because he's good at doing it, and he gets paid for it. He's a professional, and nothing further. While he is not a good person by any moral standard, he is definitely a good character.
Tarantino can also be praised for his portrayal of women in pretty much any of his films, and this is no different - they're not just squeeze, they're not just eye-candy, they're not your "typical woman", they're actual human beings that don't fit into any immediate heroine archetype. While that is not to say they are unattractive, or indeed that a woman has to be unattractive before they become fleshed out, this isn't the first thing that makes you take notice of them and it isn't the defining aspect of their character, which makes them different to many female characters in films these days. Shosanna doesn't have this plasticky, flawless nature to her - she genuinely looks like an ordinary woman, and is more attractive to me for her sheer real-ness in the face of all these lifeless dolls that we see in films today. When she does put on makeup, it's almost to exaggerate how fake makeup makes a woman looks when she's really trying, and highlights the silliness in women tarting themselves up for formalities. The actress, Bridget von Hammersmark, does have that kind of 30s/40s charm and the look that we expect of a Marylin Monroe-esque figure, but her behaviour, her personality, and when she's injured even her looks, show us the woman beneath the celebrity.
In summary then, the overall narrative of the film rapidly dissolves after the opening scene, and ultimately implodes when we reach the pointless and unsatisfying finale.
tl;dr Inglourious Basterds consisted of one fantastic scene followed by two hours of pure, undiluted suck, and stands as the perfect example of why the only difference between a professional film critic's opinion and that of an ordinary member of the public is the fact that a critic is paid for his verbal diorrhea.
Rating: 10/10 for the first scene, 3/10 for the rest.
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