What's with Paula Abdul?

thePerfectFault

I just finished watching the CMT mucic awards (yeah, redneck I know) with my mom and suddnely realized in retrospect that she almost always sounds hammered or high! I don't mean this to be offensive, merely a statement of observation. What're your thoughts?

Queen Kara of Pen Island

She is hammered and high.

I heard rumors that she also gets hammered by Simon if you know what I mean.

Shikaino

I heard opposites attract, but otherwise I don’t really know about her ;p

The Unsung Hero

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Originally Posted by Shikaino

I heard opposites attract, but otherwise I don’t really know about her ;p

I think Paula Abdul should yiff in hell.

:/

The Great Panda

She's drunk, buzzed from her last shot of heroin, and probably has ADD on top of that. At least, that what she sounds like every time she's on American Idol.

Not that I actively watch it, anyway. That's my mom and my sister. I just happen to hear it.

Comrade

She's in the top 10 on my "Old Chicks I Wouldn't Mind Porking" list.

Malachi Constant

She's the poster child for washed-up celebrities. She's also incredibly brain dead or just has drug problems.

Amie

I reckon its funny the way they mimmick her in meet the spartans

V99

She can't sing and has no idea what she is talking about on Idol.
Basically she is useless.

Margar

that song she did on randy's album is an abomination.

Orici

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Originally Posted by Margar

that song she did on randy's album is an abomination.

that song wasnt bad, it's just that her voice was all....electronic or something.
I dont know how to describe it

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thePerfectFault Gerudo Thief Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Home of baseball & nukes Posts: 40	What's with Paula Abdul? I just finished watching the CMT mucic awards (yeah, redneck I know) with my mom and suddnely realized in retrospect that she almost always sounds hammered or high! I don't mean this to be offensive, merely a statement of observation. What're your thoughts? __________________

Queen Kara of Pen Island I am the warrior of love, penises, and weasels! Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Itachi's pants. Posts: 4,554	She is hammered and high. I heard rumors that she also gets hammered by Simon if you know what I mean. __________________ [Most Perverted - W'06, S'07, W'08 Nayru's Pervy Award '07, '08, Most Likely To Be A Porn Star (Tied), Best Sig '08] [People I own: Muzzy, Tsunata.]

The Great Panda Unique Username Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Vvardenfell Posts: 833	She's drunk, buzzed from her last shot of heroin, and probably has ADD on top of that. At least, that what she sounds like every time she's on American Idol. Not that I actively watch it, anyway. That's my mom and my sister. I just happen to hear it. __________________ “ The Great Panda: Sexist for getting annoyed by incessant ing about things that don't matter. Fo shizzle. ”

Comrade flying high Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 2,405	She's in the top 10 on my "Old Chicks I Wouldn't Mind Porking" list.

Malachi Constant Devourer Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Here. Posts: 1,790	She's the poster child for washed-up celebrities. She's also incredibly brain dead or just has drug problems. __________________ signature goes where?

Amie Gerudo Thief Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 51	I reckon its funny the way they mimmick her in meet the spartans

V99 Let Your V99 Do The Walking. Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in PS making ur sig ok?=\ Posts: 4,680	She can't sing and has no idea what she is talking about on Idol. Basically she is useless. __________________

Margar 'twas but a fleeting thing... Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Lorain, ohio Posts: 3,288	that song she did on randy's album is an abomination. __________________ Thanks to Rheks for the awesome sig & avy!

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