Happy 2 day later Birthday! That is the only one I celebrate, so no, I am not late, I am right on time.

Happy b-day Zeruda!

I miss you....

There should be some huge mass suicide event. All suicidal, depressed, or emo people who really care will be taken there to be shot and killed painfully by Ronald McDonald in a jet with like...lasers.

go back to zelda temple

"Suicidal people give me homicidal thoughts. Sometimes, they piss me off so much I want to kill them. That's about the only "secret" I have, and it's not really much of a secret. I just don't say anything 'cause god forbid the suicidal kid actually offs himself and somebody tries to put the blame on me."


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Agreed. Except, I do say something. If they kill themselves, good. The world is better without them.

Exxxactly what I wanna do. I have friends who just hopped in and went Marine Infantry, which is cool and all, but you don't really learn anything you can use as a civilian afterwards, you know?

Yeah, being an MP on a secured base or at home doesn't sound to scary, but closer to where all the action's at, it sounds dangerous as hell. Well, has the potential to be dangerous as hell. I've thought about doing port security with the Coast Guard, but I dunno if I wanna get into boarding and checking cargo ships or something. There's actually a USCG job doing port security over in the Gulf for all the Navy ships, but that's got a two year waiting list on it, but the pay is amazing, as well as a 60k check when you sign on to go out there. It'd be pretty cool, if I could get on that list.

But yeah, I'm getting ahead of myself. Gotta get in the service first before I can start worrying about what I'll be doing...

Oops. Sorry I forgot the picture.

Oof. That's a bag of dicks. But, seriously? A five year waiting period? That seems like a a massive overkill to me. That must be real ****ty. I sure hope that doesn't happen to me once I get in the CG.

How was MP duty, anyway? I don't think I've ever talked to anyone who's been a MP, or even base security or somethin'.