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Okei fine you win.
You get the DSi...
... oh wait, wrong contest
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I winQuote:
Boss(second entry): Zelda Enemy designer
Background:
This comes after the last, hardest temple, which requires you to fight two keese at once in order to enter the boss room.
Boss description
He looks like a huge guy wearing a pink bunny rabbit suit. He's 20 feet tall, and has an enormous pink cotton tail. Above the cotton tail, attached to it by a string, is a sign with an arrow that says "ATTACK HERE!"
This sign will be flashing red and have the message printed in ten different languages.
Attacks:
Every five minutes, the boss will walk up to link and kick him into a pit of spikes. This is his only attack, and his most powerful one. It takes away one fourth of a heart.
After that, he will prance around and spread hearts and confetti.
How to defeat:
When link looks at the boss, he'll run away at the speed of one mile per century. Link can then attack his cotton tail with a sword. This will cause him to stop and start crying. Attack it again twice, and you win!
Finale:
Congratulations, you just beat the game Reggie Fils-Aime called "Teh hardest Zelduh gaem evar!!11!!"
You unlocked machine gun mode!. -
Hugest coincidence. I saw your VM, and I switched to my browser's other tab (which had the past DAB contest on it). "Terross" was the first thing I saw.
Try this one.
Quote:this man has served the king for years slaying monsters faster and more efficiently than link even! but felt he was too underprivileged and left the king for ganon. there he learned the skill of blood music and practiced with arrows for backup. his layer is only a simple round room with a balcony and a piano were he practices just in case some one were to challenge him. after he kills a man he recites poetry for a little more finesse to his murders. with an i.q of 240 and a top speed to match he is often called "the light speed mastermind." in order to defeat him link must acquire the dungeon item "the time flute" with which he slows down time in order to get a clear shot with the bow. upon entrance londi states "ah another challenger. impeccible timing I just finished practicing a song. this shan't take long." londi wears a tuxedo instead of armour. his attack consist of jumping to his balcony and saying "die beautifully!" playing a classical song and 6 clones form a ring around link rotating around him with limp heads and arms then raising there heads unsheathing a sword and charging at link with said sword, running to the center of the room where he backflips onto the balcony and drawing his bow then with per-scission accuracy shooting link, finally running at top speed with sword drawn dashing around random parts of the room. when defeated he says "defeated. ah well there will be plenty of pianos in the sacred realm. and mark my words link I will get revenge." -
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My bad. VM it is.
Good luck with your entry.
About Me
- About Ozzie
- Gender
- male
- Favourite Zelda Game
- Twilight Princess
- Favourite Zelda Character
- Link
- Biography
- I actually have a biography, you've probably read it. It's called The Bible.
- Location
- The wonderful world of Disney
- Interests
- Football, baseball, skiing, Zelda (or so it seems), and video games.
- Occupation
- Village Idiot
- Country
- United States
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- Date of Birth
- August 8, 1995 (14)
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Signature
Mah Pimpin' Deviantart
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Quote:Originally Posted by Sentient
Ozzie is my new favourite person.Quote:Originally Posted by Kami Tsurugi
Wow... I think this is one of the few good moves you've made as a troll.Quote:Originally Posted by Apollo
I love you so much right now.
Group Memberships
(20) Social Groups:
- Anarchists Community
- Atheists Alliance
- Dr Pepper: "The Dr knows the right touch."
- Fanclub Fanclub
- Fire Emblem Mercenaries (Fan Club)
- Ganontrain fanclub
- Grammar Nazis
- Masters of War
- Okami Fans
- Pokemon HeartGold Fanclub
- Ruff-and-Tuff Pokemon Club!
- Sonic the hedgehog fan club
- super paper mario army!
- The Alliance of Evil Pokemon Masters
- The League of People Who Appreciate Twilight Princess
- The Stonecutters
- The ZU Graphic Artists Alliance
- Whalers on the Moon
- Zombie Apocalypse Survival Team
- ZU's Zelda Theorists
