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09-13-2008 12:37 PM - permalink
Nox

Well, you're still old.
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09-11-2008 07:59 PM - permalink
Nox

Ok, so you're a man then. A 40-yr. old one.
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09-07-2008 05:00 PM - permalink

Nox

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I'm a 70-year-old pedophile posing as a 12-year-old boy so I can decieve little children into meeting me so I can take them by surprise and rape them when their parents aren't looking. Yup. I think that sums it up.

Proof of this or you're just a 14 year old girl that is boy crazy.

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07-13-2008 02:41 PM - permalink
VenomousNinja

Hey...
What is your avatar from?? It seems... Anime-ish.
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07-11-2008 09:17 PM - permalink
VenomousNinja

Ouch...
Oh, and by the way. You can't target me in your little scheme. I'm one year too old. *is referencing your profile*
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07-09-2008 03:42 PM - permalink
VenomousNinja

Hahah...
Well, I might be the lifegaurd. It depends if you have any pictures or not...

That would be emerassing, though... Did you ever do that backflip thing again?
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07-08-2008 10:49 PM - permalink

VenomousNinja

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Ooookay.
So once I was at the pool sporting off my summer body in my new sexy bikini, and I thought it would be a fun idea to go jump off the diving tower and impress of few of the hot lifeguards with my cool in-air backflips. So I jump, feeling all cool, and coming up out of the water, I notice that a bunch of people are staring at me, including those sexy male lifeguards. This makes me feel really impressive, so I flaunt myself around the area for about five minutes. Then I notice my friend staring at me really strangely. She walks over to me, all red in the face, and says: "Hey, you'd better look down." So I do, and I notice my top is completely missing, and I had been walking around the pool half-naked with my boobs showing for five minutes. So I had to wait with my hands covering my breasts while that smexy lifeguard dove down to the bottom of the pool and got my missing top for me.

The most embarrassing moment of my life, and I never went back to that pool again.

Haha... Don't happen to have any pictures of that, do you?

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07-06-2008 10:32 PM - permalink
LP Soldier

Linkin Park fan clubwanna join?
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07-06-2008 07:50 PM - permalink
LP Soldier

ya i right long posts sometimes too, if someone has a problem then they can just deal with it
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07-06-2008 07:49 PM - permalink
LP Soldier

not a problum crap i forgot, does problem have a "e" or "u"...o wait! i spelled it right the 2nd time!

Anyway yeah Linkin Park is my fav. I got really drawn to their message in their music. Thats why my fav singer is Chester, cause he went through a lot when he was young like drugs and abuse, but got through it and has been succesful. And the songs they wrote reflect those situations, how something sucks but your sick of it and try to get through it. Most bands i listen to have a lot of meaning to thier music. Theyre all in my interests on my profile.
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About Me

About Marshmallow Moo

Gender

I iz a girl.

Favourite Zelda Game

Ocarina of Time, of course!

Favourite Zelda Character

Midna

Biography

I'm a 70-year-old pedophile posing as a 12-year-old boy so I can decieve little children into meeting me so I can take them by surprise and rape them when their parents aren't looking. Yup. I think that sums it up.

Location

Nowhere, USA

Interests

Yo mamma is my hobby.

Occupation

I'm a smelly hobo.

Country

United_States
Signature

-thank you veritas for the lovely sig& avvy-