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Brokenjoker. I am the reincarnation of the ice queen Shiva, my last death was over 40,000 years ago at the hands of the evil empire of SHA'KAAAA, during the great space war of 42' (000 BC). During my dormant period, I took what little power I had and reincarnated myself in the powerless body of an American boy, choosing this the ideal period for reincarnation because of the availability of the internet. I now tirelessly scour ebay for the remnants of 3 artifacts I can use to channel the spiritual energies of the sun into my genitals, and once I have sex with a temple virgin in a remote mountainous location in North Dakota (this explains why I had to reincarnate as a man, in case you were wondering,) I will break free of these human bonds and rule the earth once again.
prove me wrong.
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I'm sure if stayed up all night on Christmas, you wouldn't see Santa Claus. From my knowledge he was created by Coca Cola. o.o
I really don't know what you're getting at here. :/