nothing much dude, how have you been? I haven't heared from you in a while

Hi joe

That's okay, immitation is the greatest form of flattery, right? :0P'

Dude i am sorry about your mom

sup joe, how have those geredo girls been treati'n ya?

Define soon ;0)

Hello sir, it is the Aralith with a new name. I thought you might be interested in knowing that a new chapter of my Ocarina of Time Retelling has been posted.

A very long story, involving epic tales of heroism and midgets... and some faulty computer cables, a lack of proper internet, a move to a new apartment, and a general reassembling of my life. Hope that answers your question.

Don't reply to his "porn?" It only makes it worse. Spammers enjoy it when you beg them to go away... (I shouldn't have made that topic -_-)

Regarding your argument with Forte, are you aware of how badass you are trying to be?