Your blend of humor makes my brain sad.

AH no, run from the gerbel hitler.

No...I'm sure that you're just a troll.

I see.

I don't seem to remember you. I apologize.

Ah, I see. You're a troll.

Never mess with SephiTotth.

....?

Who the **** are you?

I vill ask zee questions!

You turn me oooooooooooooff.

Are you a 12 year old "L337 h4x0r" that is going to hack my computer if I make you angry?
OH NO! PLEASE DON'T HURT MY PRECIOUS PIECE! IT'S ALL I HAVE!!!

No, actually my friend, it is called "Advice". Hence me saying "Advise you to consider", "advise" stemming from the same root word as "advice". So in reality I was actually giving a young noob some advice about posting, especially when trying to dog on a member who has been here for quite some time and knows the "ins and outs" of ZU.

But if you would like to take it as a threat then be my guest, I am not liable for how you perceive my words and I will not sugar coat them especially to one who has been so blatantly ignorant and rude.