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I think about such things way too much!
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I posed the question, so believe me, I was thinking about the exact same powers and cinerios. My opinion, PTM would win. First to show a gesture of good faith to his fighter, RRBM says "Gaze into my nipples of the future" and attach his nipples on TM's eyes to see the outcome of the fight. Believing this is some sort of diversionary tactic, he'd unplug the nipples from his eye sockets and stick them in his bellybutton (before he could see the end of the vision), burning his sensative nips from the acidic marmalade. RRBM retracts his nips and starts flying towards TM. TM quickly flies (backwards) and they start an arial dogfight. Going at roughly the same speed TM shoots his raisens and croutons to hopefully send the big man diving. Thankfully RRBM's chest hairs spring up and thwart the toppings away. TM shoots a really powerfull stream of marmalade from his belly and it blinds RRBM. He goes spiralling down to the ground and crashes. TM goes to the newly made crater to see if BM is dead and stands over his body. RRBM grabs TM's throat and slams his face towards the ground saying "Buttered side down is bad luck..." and is interupted with "...yeah. FOR YOU!" and lets rip a HUGE fart, momentarilly paralyzing BM. BM continues to choke on TM's fart and passes out. Powdered Toast Man flies up in the air and covers the crater full of his Powdered Toast, making it RRBM's grave.
Victory goes to Powdered Toast MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNN!
-BGS