You suck, and not even in a good way D:

Dude, wanna hear a joke:

So, this lady goes to a checkout in a supermarket. The guy behind the counter starts scanning her ****. He scans:

A single can of beans.
A single apple.
A single slice of bread.
And a single chocolate bar.

He looks at her and says, "... so, you're single right?"
She gushes and replies, "Why, yes. I am. How did you know?"
And he says, "Because you're ugly."

LOL I LAUGHED.

Laugh with me D:

GEES WAY TO LEAVE ME HANGING ON MSN ONLY TO SEE YOU'RE HERE. I THINK IT'S PRETTY CLEAR THAT YOU'RE A BIG FAT JERK.

xDD

Thanks for the ridiculously funny conversation. I'm off shopping now. Get on MSN more often, you silly man. Or I'll keep harrassing you here. I'M WATCHING.

It's a lephrechaun hat, gees, can't I openly make fun of racial stereotypes. Nothing is ever good enough for you, Daniel. GAWD MAN.

(and glad someone appreciates my random doodles xD <333 )

HAPPY NOW YOU EGOTISTICAL BOTTLE OF WHISKEY GAWD MAN

Three-minute doodle xDD

CAVE LADY WINS BTW.

OH MAKING FUN OF THE POOR SAMOAN BECAUSE YOU LIVE AT THE END OF A RAINBOW WITH A POT OF GOLD

I'm sorry, I'm still giggling xDDD

*cough*

DON'T HATE ME BECAUSE ALL THE LADIES WANT MY FACIAL HAIR AND USE YOURS AS BROOM.

Okay, I LOL'd xDDDDDD Well done *curtsy* xD

MAN UP, GEES. ALL THAT FACIAL HAIR AND YOU CAN'T EVEN HANDLE ME. YOUR FACIAL HAIR IS A LIE.