It... it just needs to have a point. There's a limit as to how quirky and stupid and weird you can make something before it becomes just plain random and unnecessary.

Let's just drop you for now, since I don't know when (or if... just saying) you'll be in the comic. Nobody does. Dunno where it's going to go from here.

You aren't going to be able to do anything if you're 2. That's not going to make sense.

Well then you should have just told me to make you a ninja. Is that how people would recognize you?

Now THAT is actually a decent suggestion. Although I still don't know exactly if "fuzzball" is what you're associated with. If nobody knows it's you, it's pointless.

Er, that wouldn't work and would be entirely pointless in a comic.
This is what I'm talking about with people bringing up unnecessary ideas for it-- not everything can work in a comic.

But then you're not even going to be in half the shots (whenever you're supposed to be).

You're going to have to show me something; I can't draw something out of nothing.

Uh, no, not really.
I still can't make out what that thing is, so I can't re-create it.

Tonchiki is discriminating against your height. Who's to say you can't sit on a table?

Actually, it wasn't that; but that it doesn't rhyme at all.