Well, I was actually going to change my name to Carmen Electra xD because... I have no idea. I was like, cool, I'll be Electra for a few months. You should make a sig with those trainers, btw xD

LOL, I really wanted to call myself 'Kelly Kapowski's trainers' but that was too many characters apparently.



Something like these, perhaps.

... Vega?? o: As in, my fashionable, spunky, Bowie-loving Vega? ****, man, I just realised NOW you changed your name D:

*plops down* I'm beat. I've been working 60-hour weeks and, Lord, I need chocolate.

How are you? <3

Wow, sorry for taking so long to reply to your message. It's the strangest thing: I was using Opera and I couldn't load up any of the profile things, but I can on Firefox. I think it's Mother Internet's way of being a cow.

It's nice to hear about you guys meeting up! I've been completley out of the loop recently, but it sounds like you guys had a great time.

I'm still at Uni. Just got my BA degree a couple of weeks back, so it's only one more year to go and then I have the reeeest of my years to live as a bag lady.

Oh, and you know what it's like on the love front! We both know what it;s like to be part of the world's beautiful people - constantly inundated with offers of marriage from wealthy Swedish businessmen. Honestly, this boom in gay marriage legislation has caused me nothing but trouble, LOL.

I've got an Alanis Morissette concert in a month and a bit, and I think something might happen between the two of us. What do you think? I'm planning of standing right at the front of the audience and mouthing the lyrics to all of her songs in full Alanis costume. Long brown wig, huge white baggy shirt and a pair of healthy Canadian false teeth. I could use a woman's opinion though, does it sound as irresistible as it seems in my head? XDDDDDDD

Nice to hear from you again, hope you're doing well. Job still treating you well?

Hi! You just keep those cats away from the internetz because I happen to enjoy having many-a-fan, mister.

<3

I'm good! Tired, but good. I just got back from my vacation in Australia (yeah, yeah, I just spent two weeks relaxing and I'm still complaining about being tired ) and it was incredible in Kangaroo Land! I spent it with Mr Spork and met up with other ZUers as well (: Now, I'm back at work makin' the monies and wishing I had chocolate. Story of my life - making money in questionable ways ahahahaha.

Anyway! How are you? You still at uni? How's that going? Any love interests you care to share with me?

Umm, let me just wade through your pages and pages of messages!

Must be nice to be popular, huh? Well you're just lucky that my cats can't use the internet, cause if they could, I would have a million friends, and a hundred million messages on my profile.

*forces cat's paws onto keyboard*

...How's things?

You sin by denying me my daily dose of Vega D:

Oh, you know a Britney orgy is exactly what you need while studying. Imagine how creative it'll be with all those positions and scibbling psychology notes about the patterns of human behaviour while engaged in bald headed, pole dancing Britney body meshing. It's to die for, I tell you.

Liah, I'm trying to study for exams, and you're bringing up Britney orgies?
Do you really think that will help me? Hmm? HMMMMMM??

(I'll try to work some lyrics into one of my answers )