I had to read that several times before I understood it.

And yes, they do. I had to make my sig almost unreadable for it to be small enough.

Sig rules suck no?

I can think of some quotes from you that I'd put in my sig But they're too big...

Nah, it is cool!

I have been gone for some time because of me being banned. I do not recognize any of my old friends anymore, so I have to make new ones. I just remember your name because it really stood out.

< You don't remember me? I am pretty sure you visited a site called Masters of Hyrule a long time ago. We were sort of friends.....

Unless.....are you a different 8bit? or has that always been your username?

Hi 8bit! It has been a loooong time since I have last talked to ya! Do you remember me?

Alestorm kicks ass, I love em. If you haven't check out their album, 'Black Sails at Midnight', it's pretty good. So piraty!

If you replace all of your posts with that, I will love you forever.

*Extends hand for handshake*

It's a joke. A pun on your sig.