If you have five dollars and Wolf O'Donnell has five Wolf O'Donnell has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Wolf O'Donnell's computer. Wolf O'Donnell is always in control.
Apple pays Wolf O'Donnell 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Wolf O'Donnell can sneeze with his eyes open.
Wolf O'Donnell can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Wolf O'Donnell is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Wolf O'Donnell destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Wolf O'Donnell can kill two stones with one bird.
That list is mostly bogus. I've gone to school early, been warned about strangers, watched educational videos as a toddler, and was taught to be myself. I chose to play sports myself.