And go straight to jail for that!

lol what a *****. I would had pretend I would gotten a gun outta my jacket to add up the fear.

Now all this site needs is a watermelon icon and your e-negro account will be fulfilled!

Hey guess what, I got cut off today! I gave him the horn-and-finger salute on the off-ramp on Forest Park Pkwy and the dude started slowing down. I slowed down too and then he sped off like a little *****.

Gotta love SUV drivers, what with their small penises and all.

Yo ******, are we seeing Closet Land today?

Can I's have sex with one of your many fine Afro-American women? The jungle fever is creeping back to me, man.

You fool! Delete that ASAP and PM me that! Also, can it crash my Wii?

So someone sent me a shock pic. Of course since I AM the master of horrid images, it didn't offend me. How do I repay this failed troll?

THIS MAN DOESN'T LIKE GOING TO CLASS AND IS WELL ON HIS WAY TO BEING ANOTHER COLLEGE DROPOUT THAT LATER BECOMES FAMOUS

The thing about that song is everyone uses it. I need something more original.