The sexy firecracker story is only sexy because it ends in me getting laid. To make a long story short, I was randomly playing with some firecrackers and a Zippo, I toss a firecracker hits my neighbor's skirt (I forget why she was at our house :-/) the skirt lights up, we put it out. Well now she's standing in a half burnt skirt which was pretty short to begin with. I'm kind of standing there going "" and suddenly we have sex. The suddenness of it all and the fact that she was 4 years older is probabbly why I didn't enjoy my first time as much. But that's it in a nutshell minus a few facts and jumping 3 hours in the story.

Suuuure you wouldn't.

What is the frog thing she is holding?

16? I thought she was 14.

Who is she, by the way?

The girl in your sig is cute, and I don't care if she is underage.

Damnit, why can't you have AIM like all the other cool people do?

Well I don't think I handle posting with those people. I've lost enough IQ points for the night. Now off to a bar.

Sounds like a plan.

I say we start just quoting lyrics to bad songs in those random threads which we've already trolled up a bit.

Your sig is nice.

Looks I'll be heading off to the convenience store for more than condoms today. :/ Now I've got to pick up some headache meds. Damn you Alesana.