There's actually a crazy story behind that post, and a BUNCH of inside jokes. The premise was me, Scott and Cody were all on Skype, and I was trying to tell them about an unofficial fan prequel to Portal that was coming out, and it came out like nonsense. "This game that you play... it has the gun that does the stuff, you know, that game with the thing." And I couldn't make coherent phrases, so Cody started spasm laughing as did Scott, and we said "We HAVE to write a vague newspost like this to see if people go 'wtf' and possibly speculate about a new Zelda game." Later on, describing how rendering engines for graphics work, Scott said "The way that the visual stuff works is, it HAS to do it." Which naturally was as vague and nonsensical as everything else I'd said, so I plugged it into the post
And so it was written.

Also, I vowed to write a novel without adjectives this year in celebration.