If I was smart and saved any of your stupid IRC quotes from like...5 years ago, I would post them here and then tell you how much I hate you. :>

Yeah it should be a plug-in, I know Civfanatics use it, you can bug them for details.
My vB knowledge is next to nothing but here and here are what I believe two of them.

Hiya! About half a year ago I made a suggestion on changing the spoilers since well to be frank they suck. They don't hide coloured text, links or images. Now I'm sure you know of the better alternative, the spoiler button, last time Scott was in charge. Now we have you as marvellous and talented webmaster [/stroke ego]. I wondered what the status on it is and if you're considering implementing it.

Yes I shamelessly copied the message I send to Cody.

Thanks a bunch!!! You're the best!!!!!!!!!

Hello all mighty sir! *bows down to your face*

HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, MAN!

You do know that since "The Missing Link" is replacing "Behide The Rupees" the old skins which still say "Behide The Rupees" will have to be updated somehow.

Well, because ZU is a massive site. So, it only makes sense that everything else is massive. Also, the intro says it lists everyone.

Ooh, Nice. I'm planning on building myself a Tetris-bookcase, or something.

The following list of people all do not have "Retired From Staff" dates on the staff list. I'm sure you should know (or have some sort of idea) of when they retired. A response with some dates would be awesome.

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