Hahaha. Yeah, it was a small cameo in some movie in the 90s. I agree, as big as a Jackie Chan fan I am.. I don't know where his mind was at that point in time.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55Z48SMWSHs
>_<

p.s. I'll be looking for the request.

Good god that doesn't look photoshoped. Why would he ever agree to that? A man in woman's attire can be quite comical given the correct insentive, but that? Nooohohohoho. That's like seeing Miyamoto in a Princess Zelda dress. That's just plain wrong.

-BGS

PS: Ah I see your Dr. Hugo Strange avy. It won't be long before you'll get a friend invite from a member named Hush (he's a big Batman fan).

Ahh, all beautiful, but none compare to the amazing,

Jackie Chan!

Ah, but who makes the better Chun Li?

Olivia Munn, Hiromi Oshima, or Kristen Kreuk?

-BGS

Forget Miyamoto, I'd rather spend more time with the cute asian girl If you could introduce me to Hiromi Oshima or Olivia Munn I'd be very greatful.

-BGS

Or you could just jump into ball form or whatever Gorons call it and roll through everybody. While that happens I'll get a translator for you. It can be a girl translator and then maybe you can get married to her and have your asian/goron offspring.

Will you back me up when huge security gaurds and backstage managers with tasers take me down as I try and go on the stage? Hmmm I just got a great idea! You'll be a diversion for the security gaurds and tasers while I'll safely talk to Miyamoto! BRILLIANT (I hope you have insurance)! Now I just have to pick up Rosetta Stone, learn some Japanese while you raise enough money to buy two round trip plane tickets and enough money to bail yourself out of E3 jail.

Commence the operation in seven months time. Mental note: Remind me to remind you to bring some lotion, I don't want to get a sun burn.

-BGS

Make your way to E310. Seriously, I'll go with you for back up.

Awesome! Now if I could only get Miyamoto's approval...

-BGS