My oldest friend on this site, and not a word for half a year.

Aww.... but... you.... you arn't as stylish!

I'm comandeering "Dark Lord Ghirahim's" account, I'm in control now.

I care! I care! Ghirahim, you are so cool and not gay!

Well I'm back, not that you care.

Nevermind.

Um... what?

Yes. Demons are their own kind of gay.

Are you giving up?

Let's not.

Let's group you into that 3/4 now.

And so you assume that 75% means everyone, even though it actually means 3 quarters.

How fabulous. So you are emo. Didja know over 75% of emo people are gay, lesbian, or bisexual? It's true! Congratz!

I've won this argument.

Do you know how that made me feel inside = emo, NOT gay.

I'll beat you within an inche of your life = seeing as at that point I thought he was only a boy it wouldn't have been fair to kill him.

But then... I found this place = place as in geographical, not biological.

Now you've done Link = if you've never heard that phrase before I'm fairly worried you don't get out enough, it means: now you've seriously angered me.

My final argument, look at your quotes, just look:
"Do you have any idea how that made me feel inside?" To Link
"I'll beat you within an inch of your life!" To Link
"But then... I found this place!" While holding Link's shoulders
"Now you've done it Link!" ewww, done what?

It isn't a...

Wait a minute, your saying homosexual just because I occasionally use a specific font? You really are out of ideas.

Notice the fabulous is in rainbow. You are as straight as a rainbow.

Actually its just to look And it does, don't you agree?

Well, it's just that girls and gay people dress that way.

...Where are you going with this?