I just looked at my last message and I sound like a pizza. *ruins mood completely*

*Sips wine* Indeed.

Wait are we trying beat each other at who has less or more here? Not really something for VMs but I'll give you something brief. Mostly I've been isolated to the awkward 'not quite dating' stage and then they usually realize they want to be 'just friends' and I go and flip some tables.

Hot. I'm ready and waiting.

Yes, quite. *puts on monocle*

I'd give you a run for your money. Make all the friends...and nothing more. T-T

Oh I plan to. The kitchen, bedroom, bathroom, backyard...you name it. ;P

It's sad how few recognize it as such.

I'd say that about sums me up. Twist of fate and such. Far too many 'just friends.'

Awwww

Oh I have you alright

It is rather nice :3

...yes? O_o It's my own fault really.

It's totally applicable...at the very least on a situational basis.

It is rather nice <33333

Eeyup. Severely lacking.

I'd give that 99% a margin of error. <.<

I have magic powers? Neat! The preferred state being?

Don't worry I'll probably be hopped up for at least another day.

Awww yeah.

xD she doesnt seem to like them much, does she? Lyras face is hilarious.

Everything is sexual with you...or at least when I'm talking to you <.< Disney is always good, not a fan of Mulan though.

<33333 Something just occured to me...do you think of me as a pony or a person in these instances? ...be prepared for more weird questions cuz I have so many painkillers running through my veins right now.

Th-that's quite the uh...'celebration' you got planned there <.<

I can't help but feel that you're cheating on me though T-T

You better be finishing those finals!
I'm getting cold,
all alone,
in this big empty bed <333333

Aww :3
I've already got one of them.
That was nice.

Herr.

Eww.
Wasn't that a thing not to do?

xD
Thanks

You're still up?
Morning. I got loads of exams. Sad.

I guess so.

Eugh and none of that ♥♥♥♥ed up japanese ♥♥♥♥.
Just... Eww its far more terrifying.

Also by aww I meant dawwww

Never my muffin.
Never fillies.
Never anything with colts in it. They ruin it. xD.
No humanised.

Beyond that as long as it's spoilers the sky's the limit.

I was expecting.. worse.
Aww