does that mean he has a monkey that travels with him too?
because i don't think i'd want a monkey in my palace...

wow. i can only hope that one day i will be allowed to see and explore this wonder of the world.
interestingly enough, my meat hammer is a very picky explorer. he adventures only into the world's most beautiful palaces.
he's like dora.

oh yes, only a select few have ever ventured into it. it's not tainted and disgusting like some of the other palaces of the world where people just come and go as they please
it's sacred.

hm. well i can gather that you're a pro at pooping. i guess for the sake not-washing-poop-off-of-me, i'll not try that.

i-is it...really that w-wonderful? .o.

and the fact that my palace is so pristine, it would make anyone forget about anal for the rest of their life.
it's one of the seven wonders of the world, it's so glorious

i'll ♥♥♥♥ all over you and your future if you try to put it in my butt, dude.
like... loads of poop. everywhere.

i ONLY do anal. if a beautiful woman wants to have sex with me, i don't say yes unless it's anal.
seems we've hit a wall here.
if you can't make an exception, i might be able to this once. maybe. if you think you deserve an exception, explain your reasoning. i'll consider it.

depends on what kind
if its anal, count me the ♥♥♥♥ OUT

i would have said yes if you'd agree to MAKING porn with me.

i don't know what you classify as good porn bru.

i probably would have asked you to marry me
oh well ... ;-;
(as long as it's good porn)

i contemplated sending tons of porn to your inbox.
thought you'd appreciate it.
decided against it.

yesss, thank god.
days spent without seeing porn every few seconds are a total waste
am i right... or am i right?

consider.
it.
DUN.