THEY LIED

YOU STINK

u luv me bby <3

WELL THERE'S TWO THINGS ACTUALLY
THE FIRST IS THAT YOU NEED TO CHECK THE MAFIA THREAD LOL
AND
second i'll tell you later

YOU'RE A POOP CAT

HI CAYLEY
HI
LOL
I NEED TO TELL YOU SOMFIN

No worries, I always forget to reply to these things!

a w

you what

I don't know if I congratulated you on ZUer of the Week because everything is so hectic uaaaaah
so I do it here to avoid perhaps doing it twice in the same thread. :'>

CONGRATULATIONS, CAYLEY!
YOU DA BOMB!
DRAW MORE!
<3333333

Congrats on being ZUer of the Week!

And with that, Mitt Romney came out of Emma's bedroom. He began to sing the American Anthem to Cayley, instantly swelling her teenage ovaries with estrogen and love, for no woman could resist his sexy allure and rich, deep voice. Her southern drawl grew thicker and thicker with each word that came out of his mouth.

"Oh maiii," she nasally breathed, "Rommney, your voice is just tew perrfect." She threw her arms around Mitt and kissed him on the cheek. She moved her hand up upon his head and grabbed at his hair. "Kiss me, kiss me and make me your 9th wife."

"Yes," Mitt said while kissing her. Minutes passed as the two of them made out, and soon Perry joined in as well. Perry played with her auburn hair as it whipped and tickled Romney. Mitt placed her hand on her shoulder, "love me," he whispered with a face that glared with intense loving passion for the young Texan girl. "Be my ninth wife, the best wife," he whispered.

And then Perry placed his hand on Mitt and brought his mouth in close for a kiss. "All three of us shall be married," he began, "and Cayley will be our daughter." The two of them kissed Cayley on the lips and all three of them made out.

"And it's okay, y'all!" Cayley exclaimed, "cause we're from the south!"

makes no sense
u so silly

go mix a bunch of dangerous stuff
make a big boom

what class is it? 0:

"Golly gee," Cayley said as she opened the door to her dorm. "I've been havin' such a long day at school!" She said with her Texan drawl. "If only y'all knew what I had to go through just to get t' class!"

She thought that her roommate, Emma, would be home, but she was not. Confused, Cayley knocked on the door to her roommate's bedroom. "Emma? Ya in there girl? We need to get ready for the hoedown later!"

"You won't be attending," a voice from behind her said. Turning around, Cayley dropped her books when she saw who it was.

"It can't be!" She exclaimed.

"Sure ain't fer nothing," Governor Rick Perry said. "I've been waitin' fer you to get your sassy little cheeks home."

"Oh, Rick, I've missed yer lush bald spot and them warts ye got on her chin," she said as she grew warm with passion. She licked her lips like a hyena licks its lips at a dead body. "But what if the dean finds us?"

"It's okay, sugartits," Perry said. "I'm friends with the governor of Oklahoma. Ain't no one else going to know."

Cayley advanced and pressed her lips against Rick Perry's. With a sigh she brought her hand around his back and moved it up and down in a very loving manner. "Rick," she moaned between mouthfuls of his tongue.

"There's one other thing, babe," he said.

Cayley gave a quick lick to his eye. "What's that?"

Perry leaned in and whispered sweet nothings in her ear, and then ended it with a few words. "Mitt's here."

OMG
YOU SHOULD BE A SUPERHERO

Haha, thanks! ^__^

You mean you have super strength, speed, durability, stamina, heat vision, super sonic screaming, the ability to not require oxygen, invulnerability against heat and cold, energy projection, super senses (sight, vision, etc.), x-ray vision, fire generation, and lightning generation?

Haha, I'm joking. I bet you are! You seem really nice and playful, at least from what I've seen of you.

Same with me! <3
She's so adorable and sweet, and she makes Superman look like a wimp when she's angry ^__^

i'll write a fan fiction of it

srsly