BECAUSE BLIZZARDS UP IN ALASKAA

Wait, so, everything? everything?
Alaskan titties must suuuck.

Why would I be ashamed of WHO I AM. Silly Ahluk.
/pets

WHY DO I KEEP MISSING VM'S (DAMN IT AHLUK)

Yes, this is true, everything is tougher in Alaska biaaatch

That last line was gay

you should be ashamed of yourself

In England, when a kid is naughty they're ground.
In Eskimoland, when a kid is naughty they're dunked in fishing holes.

Seems legit.

Well, I am in one definition or another, gay, so I'm flattered that you think we're friends 8D

♥♥♥♥♥, eskimo's don't sit in the ♥♥♥♥ing corner, we go fishing on the ice

you ice hole

I have a gay friend named Keith, how does this make you feel

That's a bad eskimo! Go sit in the corner and repent for your sins!
Nesi is great, but PROBABLY not an appropriate topic right now?

I am not a good eskimo, I've been ignoring sending VM's to people I don't know how to respond to

Damn it Keith, let's ♥♥♥♥ing talk about something

Nesi is great

(I swear I meant to respond to this I just got busyraped with ♥♥♥♥)
(I don't even know how to respond to this man you suck at talking)

[11:25:07 AM] chris: ahluk getting all da ♥♥♥♥♥es
[11:25:16 AM] Nesi: aaaah look at that cock

I PROMISE YOU I WILL REPLY TO THESE MESSAGES
SO HI
HOW YOU
WHAT'S UP
ETC.

THANK YOU

BIRTHDAY WISHES FOR ESKIBRO

I quote the movie all the time, it's just ♥♥♥♥ing epic. I hope the entire cast is back, Brick is a wonderful/strange/HILARIOUS/character

Maybe that was something else then. I just googled Anchorman Sequel and got a lot of stuff when the things I read were from like... 3 years ago. So yeah. I'm probably just an idiot.

I just want Brick. Brick [i]literally[/] had me on the floor, writhing in my own tears.

Just as long as it has the same people, I'll be fine with it

I've never heard that it was the same film with a different script, hmmmmmmmm

I heard about that. Isn't it essentially the same film with another script?

A thousand times is not enough
and now there will be a second Anchorman

it will be hilarious

he will love lamp twice

> : D

I have seen this movie like a thousand times, and I still need to watch it more

You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

I killed a guy with a trident