Ay-zhun.

(where "zh" represents a soft "j" sound, like a mix of "j" and "sh").

Whassup zayyyy? (:

It's okay, I understand.

Skype with Octavia? Tell her I say hi!

But why does it say: Your friendship with zay is already pending?

It's like I am not in your buddy list anymore.

Relieved to see the username zay. I am sorry I removed you from my friendlist because I hate mongooses (they killed my pet), I'm adding you back.

I saw that it was Melp who did some shenaniganry there. Were you guys all joking around and she changed your name?

Aww, I actually liked it. Suits you, yeah?
zaygoose, zaygoose, zaygoose...!

Did you asked for it to be changed? Anyway, yeah.

WHAT. HAPPENED TO YOUR NAME???? *shockhorror*
Assuming you got dared? XD

Nice username

yeah.

I have no family that's worth to be called family. Anyway nevermind, I won't talk about those what that irked you again.

Besides, we talked too much to each other and you need a break from talking to me (so I won't bother you again next time).

LOL. Alright.

You would know.

Uhhh, I just got myself a tumblr.

And I have no idea what I'm doing.

So what are you up to, my smelly friend? :3

They're so cute. :>

My great-grandmother raises canaries. :3

Does that one work?