Training sucked when I went through =/ Do you think you can meet the deadline?

Well as condolence, for the awesome hourly pay, I need to get trained up in literally there everything is to do in 8 weeks (2 weeks left on that particular deadline), and my hours can feasibly last until 3-4 AM

So long as you're sure.

*sob* mine doesn't!

Hahaha thanks for your concern but it's fine

The job pays well after all

I know! But you must explain it to me! You can't suffer alone like this <33333

I work at a laser tag place that runs tons of other ♥♥♥♥. It's complicated to explain XD

Guh...it's like that everywhere. They expect everything for minimal pay and are almost always unrealistic in their goals. Like once again I'm getting hours cut and expected to do more work while I'm there and it's just like 'WTF?' What exactly do you have to do?

Because they expect me not only to accommodate for people who are too stupid to tie their own shoelaces, they also expect me to get all that done in 4 minutes per retarded group. I wound up falling behind by 7 minutes throughout the course of the day, which is apparently an absolute atrocity.

D'awwww why was work so bad? D:

Hahaha oh but I should have <3

Yeah, it was...horrible. So was my work shift. Oh well!

Oh you shouldn't have <33333

It isn't the first time, probably won't be the last.

Awww The last time I studied was...for Biology I think...and by study I mean while waiting for them to let us in for the exam I skimmed through a textbook someone had XD

There's another present waiting for you once we get inside your bedroom you know ;3

That...really sucks =/ My condolences to your poor feet

I can't study very well either. I needed to this time. It didn't work. Bombed the ♥♥♥♥ out of it. Organic chemistry

Thank you!

Dropped a wrench and then a 25 lbs weight on my foot

What's the exam on? Lawl I can't study worth a damn so I just perpetually wing everything.

Happy birthday! *so, so very censored*

How'd you break your toes? =(

I'm currently studying for an exam I really don't want to take but still need to get an amazing grade on. Fantastic!

I did not! My flank is anxious <.<

Nothing much is new, broke at least one of my toes which isn't fun, birthday is tomorrow which is okay I guess (we should have sexy birthday fun.) hbu bby?

RARITY. Didst thou forget we had a rendezvous between my hand and your flank?

Also, what's new? How's life?

Maybe you don't have to...*gets out whip*

Hahaha thanks I guess

You're more than enough for me ;P
The others just throw themselves at me, you know?

I am smart, and therefore sexy.

I'm glad you skipped the repulsed stage

I don't know if I can wait...

Greed = Great
Ling = Great
Hughes = Great
You = Insane amount of greatness?

I'm not good enough for you!? D:

Smart is sexy.

I just remember you being a pervert...apparently I skipped the repulsed stage.

Oh believe me. I am that good. And I've been practicing my spanking technique as well.

Hahaha well let's see if I can list all the ones I knew beforehand and found accidentally...

Greed from FMA is the Homunculus most like me, and ironically enough Ling is very much like me as well. The military guy most like me is Hughes, which is another hilarious coincidence, considering he shares my last name.

I want everything in this world so I can distribute as much joy as possible to my friends. Greed values both friends AND material items.

I have ALL the lovers on ZU, and I've only been here for half a year

I used to be in all the hangouts before I got a job that pays absolutely ridiculous amounts for an entry-level job.

Intellectually speaking, I once again am greedy as I seek to learn everything I possibly can for the sake of learning.

I have an obsessive/addictive personality, very much befitting of the name Greed.

Greed's personality is ridiculously hard to deal with until you realize he's all bark and no bite. I like to think I'm rather repulsive until you get to know me as well XD

...yeah that's it for now ><

It is rather durable, and I suppose I can't really lose in this situation. You better be that good.

Wait...it has hidden meaning?! What haven't you been telling me?!