Hehe well thank you for the slight light of hope, but I'm sure there must be somebody close to home that you could meet. Where do you like to hang out where there are a lot of guys?

Well I call it like I see it. Shouldn't it have been obvious in the mirror?

I'm more of an accomplice than an actual murderer.

-BGS

How about at school or at your job? Anybody there strike your fancy? Do I now strike your fancy

Believe it or not, I've heard of a few vegans that have had that problem. They wouldn't date meat-eaters, and they may be in exception to vegetarians. It's like if we went to a restaurant, you ordered a salad, and I a hamburger, I would sorta understand if you wouldn't want to kiss me on the lips right then and there, but there are other ways to show affection (plus I could just buy mints/gum). The last thing a meat-eater wants to do is make that major change FOR the vegetarian (no offense). Let's face it, you're hot. I could possibly grill an egg on your stomach (that's how hot you are), but I love meat.

-BGS

Huh. I'm sorry but a lot of questions just keep popping up why this mysterious "ex-bf" of yours would skidadle mere weeks before he was going to meet you. Well you're hot, he's probably not, so you're bound to find a real flesh'n'blood bf. Are there any boys that you are interested in, in the town you live?

Would kissing a non-vegetarian be a problem?

-BGS

Ummm...would this have been an online relationship?

I would try to kiss you the moment I get out of that airport You deserve a fun time, with a boyfriend you could actually touch (and that he could actually touch you in more ways than one). I just hope you don't mind my meat-eating-mouth

-BGS

A rare breed of hottie indeed. I can understand not having sex with a bf. So why no kissing if you don't mind me asking? I hope you don't find it offensive that I ask a personal question. I just thought that kissing was something that ALL couples do (with the exception of some rare religious beliefs). It's an expression of love.

May I show you everything you've been missing out on

-BGS

Okay, I see, but I don't want to know the secrets of its magic D:

What? Really? A hottie like you? So you're like a complete virgin? And you're hot? A hottie like you? From Australia? A hottie like YOU? I'm dumbfounded. I honestly thought hot virgins didn't exist, but here you are talking to me. Then what exactly did you do with your (now ex) boyfriend?

-BGS

2 discs? Special edition? What's different?

Yeah? Well, that's Bowie for you :3

Handsy: Accomplished
Very Handsy: Accomplished
Next Objective: Heavy Make-Out Session Give a hands on demonstration of how to make out

Really? You don't know how to make out? It's the closest thing to sex but with having all your clothes on It's a whole lot of kissing (some nibbling), grinding, touching, and fondling over and under the clothes.

-BGS

Handsy: Accomplished
Very Handsy: Accomplished
Next Objective: Heavy Make-Out Session
hehe
-BGS

On DVD, huh? I think I'll do that too, if I find it XD!
So you too, huh? I really loved the labyrinth at the end.

Yes, I agree about summer--too hot for me (especially where I live). It's funny; our winter was so long and cold that I ended up missing summer. After only a couple days of these 90-degree days, though, I'm back to wanting cooler temps again.

Pollen doesn't bother me as much as it used to be. But when it's in ridiculous amounts, even my strong immune system can be affected.

I went to my usual string of church services for Easter weekend, but after about noon or so on Easter Sunday, it's just a regular day for me. I did have CHOCOLATE Pop-Tarts today, though! =D

LOL.
Handsy: Accomplished.
Next Objective: Very Handsy

-BGS

I understand. We shall drink until you can't remember what'shisname anymore! Or until you get handsy

Oh, that is Robert Downey Jr. as Tony Stark (aka: Iron Man).

-BGS

Yeah, I love autumn--it's my favorite time of the year. Of course it's spring here, which I normally like, but it feels too much like summer now. With dust storms of pollen all over the place. >_<

Happy Easter! Did you do anything special this holiday weekend?

If that's what will make you feel better, then by all means, you may call me Marky^_^

Now I'm no relationship expert, but, how often did you see each other? Sometimes that can be what pulls the tide of a long distance relationship (which is something I am familiar with).

-BGS

Mr? Please, call me Marco. It makes me feel younger. I don't want anybody calling me "Mister", "Sir", or "Old" quite yet.

Awwww! I'm sorry! What happened? Do you want to talk about it?

-BGS

Mean? No. Aggressive? Yes (if that's the kind of thing you like). I flatter and flirt because females are FIIIIIIIINE! Single or not, it doesn't matter. I'm here, you're there. There's nothing we can do. And even if you were single, the matter doesn't change. So I just try to make the best of it, and make life worth living a little bit more every day. It could be as simple as chatting with a hottie worlds away, or making somebody else life a little bit easier or lighter. You have a bf, I know that. But it doesn't mean you're dead, nor the only one that can appreciate your beauty

-BGS

Have you ever heard of the Elephant Man? He suffered a condition that made his bones grow abnormally, and because of this, he's essentially lived his life in a hospital hiding himself from the world. A known fact about him was that he had many pen-pals that he never met before. Clearly because he wanted to get to know people, without them being afraid or judging him from his grotesque appearance. Why do I say this? Well I sympathize with him, and I use the internet as a gateway for strangers to get to know the real me without being judged.

I'm sweet and I flatter, because that is what I know. To act any different would be alien to me.

-BGS

Hmmm I just googled it, and apparently you can make Carrot Wine. Well I suppose you can ferment pretty much anything and make it a wine. But the real question is, will it taste good?

Flattery can be a gift at times, especially when you have a poet's wit. The reason why I flatter is the same reason I'm a poet: I write what I like. And what I write, is usually about women. Who knows, your raven hair, crystal blue eyes, and angel skin may inspire me to write another poem one of these days. So for now, I flatter, so that my latest muse may accompany me until I do

-BGS