I think this is from Mad-TV??

Alright Tess, later.

Oh and I like your cats you already have. Very cute.

Sure do Tess, hehe. Any type of kitten you are keen on? Or not fussed?

Lol, oh so you don't know what type you want yet?

An orgasim from a house?? wtf!

Oh right, nice. Yeah, will take a look.

Yeah I'd prefer Sophie to Muffins too, but that's just me. They are both nice though. See which one you prefer tomorrow eh. She which one she prefers.

You are? Awesome.

I quite like cats myself. Oh, I didn't know you already had one.

Damn. Well, I hope your life is improving for yourself. You shouldn't need too many more suicide attempts until you realize how precious life is. Don't take it for granted Tess. You only have one after all.

I would've worn it or gone naked.