Yeah, I told her I don't like her like that but creepy ***** is creepy. Yep Falcon Punch is the ultimate tool of justice.

Cool! That's actually pretty awesome! XD

LOL Oh, jeezus. That's intense. Ewwww I don't know what I'd do. Just...egh. I'm probably too nice to say anything, but eh. Do you let her know you don't care for her? (I used to FALCON PUNCH everyone. It was pretty awesome.)

And whoa...I got...a dollar tip at a club. That was really weird. Some dude just danced up to me while I was dancing and shoved a dollar bill in my bra strap. Then my friend got kinda mad cause he thought it was disrespectful. I was just kinda like...wow, though.

I just wanna FALCON PAUNCH to get her the hell away from me!

Short, freaky, ugly as ****, nassly voice, chews with her mouth open, fat, get within 2 feet of you if talking to you.

lol.

Eww, creepy girl, eh? What's she like?

YAAAAY! Yeah I'd prolly kiss you at least XD Oh and me having preference for men doesn't matter, I still like gurlz! :p

Uhh yeah, this ****ing creepy girl that's too close for comfert.

Yes, you are a very cute white guy. I'm actually slightly disappointed at your age and preference for men, quite honestly. :p If we went to the same school, I'd prolly have a bit of a crush on you. x3
I'm not trying to flatter you, either.

Have you ever been stalked/freaked out by someone with a wierd obsession over you?

Wow...
Also, lol at your last statment. Oh and it'd be nice if you could answer:
Am I a cute white guy?

No, actually. I have many suitors, though, haha (not to sound narcissistic or anything ;p ), but unfortunately, they're all...ew. For example, one is this really ugly guy from Gabon (a francophone country in Africa) who keeps calling me and ...egh. At a party the other night, he came just because he heard I'd be there, and just like...sat there staring at me. Jeez, it gave me those horrible chills down your spine, it made me sick.

Then there's this really hard-acting gangsta with a 4 year old kid already and tattoos everywhere, soo...no. And then there's this playboy gangsta who's kinda cute, but I see right through his game, and I'm not messing with that. (Yes I get alot of "gangstas" because I guess I appear that kind of girl to them, I dunno. Plus, there aren't many minorities at my school, so they all kinda rope me in, if that makes sense)

The competition is too stiff for the cute white guys (lol I'm not racist, I just have preferences!)--too many of those preppy, superficial, aggressive girls, you know? :< I'm too proud to be all up on a guy like they do.

Well I may be a man by the fact that I have a deep voice......and a penis! 8D But I'm still not very strong, I don't like to fight so therefore having a guy that I know could protect me would be nice.

Do you have a boyfriend? (sense we're on the subject)