all the most notable party goers are wiped from history as you engulf everything. benjamin franklin is now nothing in comparison.

eventually, you party too hard, and just like a sun meeting it's end, you explode in a huge dazzling party frenzy until you collapse on yourself.

it turns out the meeting is actually an off the hook party and these party junkies are in awe by just how absolutely awesome you party.

you're life is just a mess right now
maybe you should go to parties anonymous
once you're finished drowning and all.

it's okay, i've got this
luckily, you're life consists of pool parties too, SO
POOL NOODLES as life preserVERS?

your life is just
party supplies...

wow watch out internet
i've got party poppers and streamers just for you

I just like,,
reply and browse for a few minutes.
yippee, man.

Oh man I missed you birthday
the shame, the shame
are you like, frequent on here anymore, man?

Happy B day~

i can dig it, the batman

holy briefs, batman

Sleep is for the weak. uwu

hurrhurrhi
pop a squat and tell me about LIFE.

Yes, you intend to pet the adorable cat, it's fur is soft
and then
it shuts its eyes and lets out a SCREECH.

Also, heeeello.

What if instead of purring, cats screamed.
That's right.

SIR, YES I AWARD YOU WITH THIS MEDAL OF HONOUR YOU'VE CONTRIBUTED SO MUCH, THE COUNTRY LOVES YOU, SIR

Either you guys are persuasive, or they're gullible/paranoid. :3c
BUT THAT WAS BOTH FUNNY AND RELEVENT.

i shake a clenched fist to them
and complain on the internet about it
damn druggies...

I'm happier it's over. \o/
no seriously, hearing about blunts and hitler's birthday so many times in one day is irritating, man.

420 2morrow!!!!!1!
hii as a kite hahahajhajah,,!!/?! :-*