holy crap apples of randomness i missed your birthday
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lol You're using that old sig I made you.

...Oh man, I'm seriously really really sorry I forgot about your birthday! D:
I don't even have anything for you, I mean, giving gifts over the internet is hard, but I should've at least made you something, I'm sorry!
I'll start on something right away!

happy b-day, sir!

It's my birthday.

i am back and ready to eat a slice of cake

Go to bed,
Boomerang cane will find you otherwise.

Hey, you play baseball, right?
How does a game get scheduled, or how does a field get booked for the Little League? Who handles that?

Blonder child, what do you want for your birthday?
I will make it happen! (To my limits, that is.) :3

A Platypus? PARRY THE PLATYPUS?!

I. Don't. Know.

Also, Ringo concert tomorrow. I smell disappointment for me. Damn it.

I have seen it all.

WATCHYERMOUTH,YOUDAMNWHIPPERSNAPPER.

PEOPLE WILL ADMIRE YOU BRICK OF A PHONE!

You can have this one:
http://www.seefirstblog.com/wp-conte...-cellphone.jpg

All of your friends will be JEALOUS.

I never treated my elders with such disrespect when I was YOUR age! Why, my momma woulda beat me upside the head with a frozen fish had I done such a thing! HURR.

By the way, Farty, do you have a cellular communication device?

Old hag used boomerang cane!
*throws cane*

Go to bed you damn whippersnapper.
You kids these days and your thinger-mi-jigs and fuel efficient vehicles.
Get off my lawn!

Yes, yes, you and your la-laing and guitar strumming. And other audio things. :3
I was going somewhere with that but I forgot what.

I Am The Highway

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