Yeah have to stand out somehow.

Your not alone on that but usually people post one or two things, see what for a ****hole it is and get the hell out of there. You seem to have skipped that

Nah, I believe you. It's all cool.

Really? Oh I pity your boyfriend, actually I pity everyone who knows you. But I understand you want to keep her close and safe.

Well hi, I did not know I needed an introduction.

Ah yes, good. Then there's no confusion. Just so you know I made that up by myself, not by reading some conversation. It was based on you posting pictures of yourself (lovely pictures I might add) but haven't got a single Zelda related post.

I would love to see you troll.
Anyway you can't be from VGRC cause you seem way too nice.

Yes. Even though there is 6000 kilometres of ocean between us my fantasy of ever driving your car you your car uhmm yeah. I'm heartbroken.

So let me guess you figured you wanted to camwhore and get lots of attention but you also figured that if you joined some general popular forum you would get lots of competition from other beautiful women. So you decided to join a random game forum but you did want to have at least some other females on the forum so that it wouldn't be completely freaky. A forum about a shooter game was out of the question in any case as you didn't want to end up between possible psychopaths. (I guess ending up here didn't make that much of a difference for that reason....) You decided with Zelda, looked friendly enough and it's a game about a princess and a hero that must save her. Perfect!

This is not a complaint, no not at all, just wanted to let you know that someone here knows your agenda.

Have you actually ever played a Zelda game?

Well I can't argue with that, get mad at that, or blame you for that. I can only respect it.

Good girl. How have you beeen?

Why, oh why, did it take so long missy?

WHY OH WHY DID YOU JOIN HERE?

I mean, hai.

I'm in Florida with my Brandon Fun times sexing, sun bathing and being happy. How goes you?

Still on vacation so lacking in sig-making DDD:

Can't wait to see it! <3

Okay, Have fun doing AMERICAN things while I be a CANADIAN.