lol Yeah! They would have loved that... Please, they almost killed me for having my exes pocket knife. He like ran over to me and started frisking me. At first I was like, huh? Cause he grabed my ass. Then he grabbed my balls and stuff and I was like "uhm, sir?" " I need to ensure you have no sharp objects on you." "I have a knife.." "What?!"

lol It was funny. Then there was the explaining of who i was there to see. I kept saying "relationship issues.." To which one replied with "Whats wrong with u and ur girlfriend?" hahahahahaha "Well, its my boyfriend." His face went blank and he almost instantly turned all nice, however he replied with "oh, whatever."

haha It was so crazy. I had my fag bracelt on from Hot Topic, my super colorful shoes.. blonde hair messy.. it was so funny.

My sword is the REAL Master Sword. lol I fight evil with it... Ive decresed the number of hobos posioning my town.

ps
I went to go talk with my ex tonight... lol The Neighborhood watch called the police on us for walking around at night talking.. lmao I almost gotten taken away by the bacon mobile.

Haha I have stabbed a few things so far. For example, my bed. But that was through anger (not a good time to get a sharp lethal weapon, eh?) So I have a slit in my bed sheets and mattress.. a slit through my pillow. I chopped up some thing my ex gave me (that was fun).. and I used the sword to threaten a hobo down on the town green for the mystery alcohol he had in the brown bag. *shrugs*

Anyway, the thing between my ex and I keeps getting deeper and more complicated. I just had an hour and half talk with him on the phone.. listening to his sobs. While everything that he revealed crushed me... I learned that this was something he was living with for almost two years.

He kept telling me on the phone that he loves me so much.. and that he'd do anything to be with me. But I just don't think I can do that.. He has mental problems.. he lied for so long and crushed me in the end.. How could I ever allow him and I to become an "us" again?

My family all want to see him hanging from a meat hook.. My friends want to see him get mauled by wild animals... And for some reason, I'm the only one that feels bad for him right now.. even after what he did.

*slaps head* so confusing..

Okay.. so let me tell you about how my night went and how my morning went. So last night my ex tells me something that blew me away.. Secrets he had held since the day we met. Lies he has been keeping and creating with every passing day. He assured me he still loved me regardless of the lies, but he found that he was so far into the lies that he had to break up with me for the dumbest reason in the book.

This upset me a great deal and I spent the night balling my eyes out.. calling my mom up at 2 in the morning just to talk with someone... and well it was horrible. Anyway, my aunt came to talk with me at 3am and eventually I fell asleep around 4.

I woke up to the sound of my phone ringing. It was him. We talked for a half hour about everything he lied about. I cried some more.. as did he. He begged me to stay with him and thats when it happened. The door bell rang. I heard my gramps answer it and well..... i heard him say "its a big package for Matt." At first I laughed at how he said it (big..package..for..Matt..) and then it hit me. ITS MY SWORD!!!!

I leaped out of bed and charged down the hall, still crying lol. My grandfolk and these dudes who were lookin at the kitchen floors were all standing there looking at me... this psycho with my bed hair, my "I hate the world" t-shirt and my shorts that were kinda bunched up in my crotch lol...

I ripped the package out of his hands and charged back down the hall to my room and opened the box. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL. After two days of pure pain, I was finally given something to make me smile!

My grandma walked in like "wtf is going on?" And I pulled the sword out and she was like "Matthew! What are you doing! Thats... THATS REAL! You can kill somebody with that!"

I went, "I know..." -- And that's when my ex hung up. lmao

lol Lucky bastard. SHOW ME SHOW ME!

Lol love the story. Very interesting.

haha Glad you're having a good day! Hmph. I called out of work, not feelin well. Which is cool cause im off tomorrow and my sword comes in... woot!

Or I could always go to Maryland.. kill you.. and take your sword, shield and strap.

Actually, yes. lmao Good job dude! Now.. think of a way to speed it up.. Its dark here.. in the dark world.

Lol! Well.. not much left for me to do.. Now that Im all locked up with no where to go. Reminds me of a night with my bf. *sigh*

So, when the hell do i get outta here.

*kneels before you* ........ whoa... *raises an eyebrow* You really are the hero.

HMPH! FINE!. you can be the hero... *sniff sniff* *tear*

*goes and kidnaps Zelda*