all the most notable party goers are wiped from history as you engulf everything. benjamin franklin is now nothing in comparison.

I eventually begin to consume all of time and space in a massive party vortex of destruction.

eventually, you party too hard, and just like a sun meeting it's end, you explode in a huge dazzling party frenzy until you collapse on yourself.

So much in awe, in fact, that they begin to feel self-conscious about their lack of party abilities and they run home crying, leaving me to party alone

it turns out the meeting is actually an off the hook party and these party junkies are in awe by just how absolutely awesome you party.

"My name is John, and I party too awesome"

you're life is just a mess right now
maybe you should go to parties anonymous
once you're finished drowning and all.

I wouldn't go near a pool if I managed to drown in a pile of solid objects

it's okay, i've got this
luckily, you're life consists of pool parties too, SO
POOL NOODLES as life preserVERS?

I'm literally drowning in party hats and confetti...

Oh god help

your life is just
party supplies...

That's kinda like... my life, brah

wow watch out internet
i've got party poppers and streamers just for you

WOOOOO PARTY HARD

I just like,,
reply and browse for a few minutes.
yippee, man.

No biggie, yo

Kinda sorta...

Oh man I missed you birthday
the shame, the shame
are you like, frequent on here anymore, man?

i can dig it, the batman

I am the Batman.

holy briefs, batman