Your profile page looks like a chocolate biscuit when i'm hungry at 6 in the morning. Whee, now i'm thirsty. So thirsty...

Oh, and if this paragraph wasn't here, you would respons with this statement, as you always do:
"Are you high"

My answer to that is yes, and now that i've said this, you'll say the opposite.
And now that i've said this, you'll say the opposite.
And now that i've said this, you'll say the opposite.
And now that i've said this, you'll say the opposite.
And now that i've said this, you'll say the opposite.
And now that i've said this, you'll say the opposite.
And now that i've said this, you'll say the opposite.
And now that i've said this, you'll say the opposite.
And now that i've said this, you'll say the opposite.
And now that i've said this, you'll say the opposite.

Either way, I win. I've trapped your non-onlineness.
How does it feel?

...**** you.
I mean, Hi.
I mean, Congrats.
I mean...
Yeah, **** you.

I know this. I was just as I always am... bored. The test is nearly finished, though.

Hey buddy, nice sig, but did you forget there's a test required to join the HMs? One which people are selected for...way to advertise though!

never mind

What are you talking about???

Pics or it didnt happen.

Yah right, it's easy to be humble when you're as pathetic as you.

Screw you
Think you can figure it out?
Kidding, if you're talking to any of the masterminds though (or any of them are reading this, tell them to go check the message bord.

HAHAHAHA!
you think thta is confusing!
THAT IS AN INSULT!
well..literally it is
it means SCREW YOU
send me another

So you think you're smart?
Can you keep up?
Realy, it seems unlikely, but mayby.
Everyone can get lucky,
Wait until you see.

You may take an hour,
Or you may take a year.
Unusual riddles, this is one, message me back when you're done.

you speak with wisdom, my fine fellow
but we both know that i could out-riddle you any day *strokes beard*
IT IS PROPHESISED!

Let the people speak on that one my friend.

*inserts eyes*
*glues ears back on*
i really DO hate you
and i am MORE AWESOME

*sees invatation* yep thats okay then! *adds mattocks*

That's it, I'll add you tonight.

*retracts sword from mattocks' throat*(jk)
what is it, MSN? (if it is my address is in my profile )

OH! Sorry, I missed that. W any ways, yes I do.

oh, so super fergus gets an answer but i dont ...
hmph!

mattocks, do you have an instant messenger?