Aaaaaaaaaah. So you do have a dirty side.
It's ok. It's normal.
So that brings a question to mind. Do you m*******te??
Put your answer in the line below.

I ______ m*******te.
And remember, it's ok if you do. It's normal.

so hows life going?

I know what you meant but I was being silly.

I read that as "Happy knees!!!!"

I asked, do you have any jokes??

Mr. Happy wants a girlfriend. And he knows your taken. So he looks for someone else. Mean while, back at the ranch. To chickens ******ed each other and both of them laid eggs.
XD lmfao!!!!!!!
Oh boy. That was a nice one.
You got any??

Yay !

WOOOT!! Done reading, now time to start typing.
*Takes a deep breath and goes in*

Oh. Cause I do it. It's normal. And just read meh post!
Also I start the socail group "Masturbation is a sensation. I just don't want to stop. Group."
If you do it too(I doubt you do) then join.
Oh yeah. There's a party in my pants so let's dance.
(I was talking to Mr. Happy) =P
What do you think about m*******tion?? Just askin.

u serious?