Git yur ass back here

Aww..sucks for you.

I also used to be on vacation.

New?
Eh...in the sense that it's been a few days since I've seen you...and you used to come on much more often, yes.

Is my absence on MSN new to you?

Amazing? What's amazing?

AMAZING.

I'm a busy dude.

So like, I've not seen you on MSN in a while

Eric
Stop talking about it

Why don't you seek out...real relationships instead of online ones that seem to keep failing? Isn't your family worried about not seeing you dating?

You're probably in a very diverse college, so if you would just stretch a little and make the effort, you'd come into contact with plenty of people. One of them might be just the person you're looking for.