Ok, you seriously win points for making up that ridiculous story... except you got the pampers confused with Pull Ups. Yeah, I'm beyond just regular baby diapers... I am a big kid now, remember?

And well, I don't think I'm going to return the rest of my things I bought, including the slightly dissabled Dutch boy, mostly because I have a hard time returning things I've grown bizzarely aquianted with, and because I just sometimes am happy with defects. So yeah, you're pretty lucky. Even if I have to straighten out your kinks.


"We've got a long way to go...

Let's get down to business!
To defeat, the Huuuuns!
HOWAH!

Did he send me daughters, when I asked for sons?
You're the saddest mut I ever met, but you can bet before we're through...

Mister, I'll, Make a maaaan...out of youuuu!

Tranquil as a forest, but a fire within...
Ince you find your center, you are sure wiiin!
You're a spinless pale, pathetic mut! And you haven't got a clue...

Somehow I'll...make a man, out of youuuu!

BE A MAN!

You must be swift as the coursing river
BE A MAN!
With all the force of a great typhoon
BE A MAN!
With all the strength of a raging fire
BE A MAN!
Mysterious as the dark side of the moooon!

Time is racing towards us, till the Huns arrivvve.
Heed my every order! And you might, survivvve!

You're unsuited for, the rage of war, so pack up! Go home! You're through!
How could IIIII...make a maaaan...out of youuuu?

BE A MAN!
You must be swift as the coursing river
BE A MAN!
With all force of a great typhoon
BE A MAN!
With all the strength of a raging fire
BE A MAN!
Mysterious as the dark side of, the moooon!
BE A MAN!

HOOOWAAAAH!

eh, you might want to check out the user shoes258, He's spamming the message boards with cheap chinese merch...

If I had the purchase copy, that would mean I've actually paid for you. And why would I pay for you? I'm not wasting money on a unintelligent, spineless, boring Dutch boy. Stealing off the shelf is more my gig.

Cheese sandwiches need Vegemite to taste good!

Well, heh, if this counts for anything, I logged on after you probably left for work. Lol...

And yeah, a virtual sandwich does suck. Though I'm sure they're still better than you're lame cheese sandwiches you dutch people eat. How plain. HOW BORING! You're SO boring. Really though, it's so funny ... just ... cheese on bread. Haha.

See you later.

Well I can't help it if you're that way. Now, see, I'd only be using you if I asked you to consantly go make me ... a virtual sandwich or something. But I'm not, so don't worry.

And I'd laugh if you were dreaming about a sandwich right now.

Each time you make a comment like that, your future beating is just going to get worse.


Wanna Brawl when you get home?

If that ever happened to me I'd be seeing a doctor.

The forums say you posted in Farore, but it won't show! ;_;

I hope you're having nightmares as I type this.