meanwhile I know:
no one.

Oh well, I shall tak eover this world on my own, and my collection of smileys!

wow, you know members on this forum in real life, I only know one person on a forum, and aren't on this one

my friend had to borrow his brother's regular DS before he got his DS Lite, which took a year. I lol'd so hard all year.

Wow, if you don't even know what EVs are, you can forget about even beating me.
Effort Values
There's a reason why I said that Serebii "taught us trainers all we know today".
Btw, I was wrong. He had this site for 4 years, not 5.

mine's still good, but i'm raising up my money to get a DS Lite, because mine is big and I find it too easy to drop.

Haha. Well, get studying on your pokemon then.
I assume you know what Effort Values are?

power to the DS! mine is damaged (its coming apart, mostly because I keep dropping it, i'm super clumsy) but it still works. I got LCT this week, I'm really good at it, even though I've only completed the first level thing.

why the heck would someone want to snap a kids DS in two?

You understand now?
Here, I'll help your swampert...
Everything about Swampert

don't kick yourself, I didn't think of walkthroughs until I got to the fourth ocean king thing either.